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White Ensign

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2008, 12:11:07 pm »

Gary- they all had been perfect mixtures between Paris Hilton and Kelley Osbourne.

The figure of Kelley Osbourne and the brain of Paris Hilton.....

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2008, 03:51:47 pm »

I can sypathise with you young sir...(ex) 'er indoors has had eight strokes. Three right side and five left side, she's been left paralised down the right side, had to learn to walk, talk, write...do everything twice now. But she goes on, she was up on Eastbourne seafront last weekend with a few of her wheelchair buddies threatening to chain themselves to the crowd barriers in protest at the charge to use the public beaches whilst Airbourne show was on.
She's met Tony Blair, delivered a protest about something to Number Ten, and was escorted out of the building after calling TB a *anker to his face when he refused anymore spending on stroke research.

If she can do it...man, so can you. Good luck to you Jorg, you go to it my man!!

Rich
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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2008, 05:56:40 pm »

She sounds like SOME Lady, Rich  O0 O0 O0

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2008, 08:02:26 pm »

You don't know how right you are Mike...I'm still nervous of her and we don't even live together any longer. But I bow to her courage and her convictions...once her teeth are fixed into something she will not let go until there is a satisfactory conclusion. I'm dreading the word 'divorce....'

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2008, 10:30:28 am »

I would give the modelling a rest and take up something like karate just in case Rich, or maybe sprinting ? ::)

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2008, 12:16:24 pm »

I would give the modelling a rest and take up something like karate just in case Rich, or maybe sprinting ? ::)

Mke

I was thinking more along the lines of moving Mike...a looooooooong way away!

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2008, 04:38:04 pm »

Maybe the Fathers for Justice crowd (apologies if the name is wrong) run a safe house where you can lay up for a while  ;)

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #32 on: August 24, 2008, 05:01:40 pm »

No good mate, she's got frends in high places. And a few low ones as well...   ::) No, I'm resigned to the fact that one day she will come a'knocking on my door...just hope I'm out when she does.

I should have followed my own advice..."be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can  trust"   :embarrassed:

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2008, 08:02:43 am »

Ah well just have to keep an eye out in the newspapers - "Mayhemmer Comes To Sticky End" or similar. :D
That's good advice about the underpants except, due to the effects on the short term memory we have mentioned, chances are I have forgotten to put them on in the first place  {-)
I aplogise to you Jörg for hijacking your thread and wandering off track a bit, but any help to a man in imminent danger has got to be worth it !  O0

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Re: Back from rehab
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2008, 08:59:22 am »

I bet poor old Jorg is wishing he'd never started this post! Jorg, I also humbly apologise for departing somewhat from your original post, I guess Mike and myself got slightly carried away. Ignore us, dear boy...all these tales of mad ex-wives and underpants left laying about in strange places will send you back to rehab if you carry reading them!

I'll not carry on with stories of underwear any more, I promise. I can't find mine, must have left them laying about somewhere....


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