On a vist to Paris, we all went into a small restaurant and in ignorance ordered aFrench sausage called 'Roundoulette' (pronounced 'rondoolet'), a name which will never be forgotten within our group.
It was a nice warm summers evening and was just beginning to get dark, there were candles on the table and it was all very ..well..French, We sat outside in an allyway, starving hungry, waiting in anticipation for our meal when suddenly we were overwhelmed by the stink of the French drainage system, it was vile and we all felt like 'parking out tigers' right there in the restaurant. It was too late to leave and find another cafe as our meal was on its way and when it arrived, we all admired this very large sausage as it was placed in front of us.
One of the girls cut into hers and reeled back saying " ugh, that ruddy things off!" and again, the stinking drain odour hit us. It then became apparent it was the sausage which stunk of s--t and as we all cut into each of our own, it was blatently obvious that they were all the same. The penny slowly begun to drop and we discoverd the original source of the drains smell... it was coming from the table behind us where a woman was tucking into one of these damned things with gusto and indeed was on the point of clearing her plate! At this point, we abandoned ship and baled out into the street.
We later asked a small village butcher what this thing was and he said " eet ees everysing in ze animal gut which you don't normally eat and and normally throw away and eef you don't cook ze sing properly, eet smells like sheet, and anyway, eet smells like zat anyow"!
We later discovered an advert in the local paper advertising this Roundoulette sausage thing so it was duly cut out and nailed to the back of the bog door! French quisine?......HMMMM . If it were loaded into a 'sausage bomb' and dropped on a town, you could clear the area in very short time and march straight in there unopposed.
Be warned men, this thing is extremely nasty and will have even the toughest Brit gut heaving . .
Feeling sick as I type this...excuse me, gotta go........!!!!