Well happy new year to all our Far East counterparts, keep on ducking and have the fire extinguishers at the ready!!
Please, please, please can you send me some small devises that will kill/maim the little so& so's that have thrown eggs at my house for the last 12 years (before anyone asks, no I don't do Victor Meldrew impressions every time I see a human being under the age of 20, and I am actually on good terms with the local youth, helping one of which build a model boat currently).
I promise I won't fire these projectiles at said morons, but just put them in a box marked "please help yourself, hold at arms length" I think they are stupid enough to do the rest!!.
Before you inundate me with lectures, .................I am only joking, but it's a thought that came to mind after reading TT's post of the 10 year old kid being knocked out by a banger.
Victor (AKA John C)