There will be no rogering of George...the very thought of it! Anyway, it's illegal...
We do have a nice flag to hoist at the opportune moment...trouble is, we don't have a flagpole.
Now...thanks to Ian, the heat shield material was duly delivered last night. It's funny stuff to cut, it crumbles if you're not careful, but I did manage to get a piece out of it which is just about long enough.
I'm happy with the end result, so as soon as I know the good lady's ETA, I can recommence spraying (she refused to enter the bedroom after my last spraying session...I don't blame her, it did stink the place out)