I wish you had told me that before Danny, I have already arranged for my boat to be sunk in the middle of the lake and my kegs to
be found on the launch ramp, meanwhile I've arranged to buy a house (Well a tent up a tree really) on a site for the M1694322...
I shall turn up as soon as the pubs open and sell my story to the mail or some other comic for the price of a fag paper filled with the finest
grass (from the queens lawn at buck house) and retire to the penthouse suite at Dartmoor HMP, where I shall be given my own TV, library, pool table and a man to wake me up in the morning with a cup of rosy. Phoar'' Harry