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Abuelo3

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The Wife
« on: February 27, 2009, 04:35:31 PM »

So be it, I'm a Lucky bast....  :D I have a Wife who give me an special room to be my shop, bring me coffee, tobacco, snacks when I'm building my modelships, when I drop a tinny piece She search for it, at the Hobby store She said to the clerk, give that to my husband, he need it O0, She put in frame the diplomas that I get at local contest, Do I am a Lucky son....or what, She said the new living furniture can wait, yours ships are firts, These are the Truth and nothing more that the Truth.
Shes special, so to star a new topic,  I ask , Who and how most be the ideal wife of and ship modeller?
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 04:38:43 PM »

So be it, I'm a Lucky bast....  :D I have a Wife who give me an special room to be my shop, bring me coffee, tobacco, snacks when I'm building my modelships, when I drop a tinny piece She search for it, at the Hobby store She said to the clerk, give that to my husband, he need it O0, She put in frame the diplomas that I get at local contest, Do I am a Lucky son....or what, She said the new living furniture can wait, yours ships are firts,

.. And then you woke up?...  :o

Mine is pretty special too..

She even said i can design my own boat and make it out of glass..  :}
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 05:03:57 PM »

Not as good as mine, Godo.....she lets me have a full garage for my modelling AND lets me buy classic MG's on a whim........two hobbies to play around with.
It's like living in heaven %% %% :-)) :-))
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »

Mines kitted out the spare bedroom as a work room complete with TV, CD player and radio, fridge, shelving and a bench and fans.

She's financed my boat building, 10 boats in the last 3 years.

Takes me to the lake and wades in to launch my boats (and hers)

Pushes me everywhere in a wheelchair (280 lbs no light weight)

Waits on me hand and foot, works 5 or 6 full days a week, Walks the dog twice a day (5.30am and 6.30 pm)

And she still stays cheerful.

Knew I'd get it right second time around.  :-))
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 11:58:41 AM »

Shouldn't this topic be renamed "My Wife" instead of "The Wife"....?
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 06:59:54 AM »

Colin, must be named "What I`m dreaming of" either....  {-)
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 05:50:02 PM »

It was worked, I show this post to my Wife and I get these special dinner, She let me smock one of my Cuban cigar "inside" the house, :-)) {-), Best wishes to all
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 06:07:30 PM »

Shouldn't this topic be renamed "My Wife" instead of "The Wife"....?
But its not about your wife Colin, I dont even know her.  {:-{

Nice one Godo.  ok2
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 06:09:38 PM »

Your wife then Richard - "The Wife" smacks of chauvinism.

Colin
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 06:21:37 PM »

Chauvinism Colin, did you read my post ?
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 06:33:26 PM »

A chap in our village had the habit of refering to his missus as 'the wife'. It drove her nuts. One night, in the pub, after introducing her to a bunch of strangers in his usual style, she finally cracked. "My name is Tina, you moron! We have been married eight years and you still think I'm just a trinket, only here to massage your ego!".
He went bright red, everyone in the pub applauded, and Tina and Mr chauvinistic ended up divorcing shortly after.

DickyD has gotta be the master of one-liner's. I loved his little "I don't even know her" quip.   :}
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 07:07:53 PM »

Of course I read your post Richard  :-). I was simply referring to the phrase "The Wife". As PMK says, most women don't like it, and with good reason.

Colin
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Re: The Wife
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2009, 07:24:56 PM »

Godo...she let you smoke a Cuban cigar in the house?????    She loves you.. look after her!!! :-))
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