'Replica shirt £35
Tickets to the Champions league final £1500
Watching 30,000 Man U fans crying in glorious HD............PRICELESS.'
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FOR SALE:
38,000 Red and white flags, nearly new, only been waved for eight minutes.
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Man Utd's dressing room after being crushed by Barcelona.
Must have been a Messi situation.
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At least now we know what AIG stands for...
Alex Is Gutted!
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At least one Man United fan remains happy in Rome. Apparently being stabbed in the leg was much less painful than seeing his side get whipped by the spanish.
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Hospitals around the country have had to get extra staff on for tonight as there is a high number of Man United fans being admitted complaining of bad backs from sitting in their armchairs all night.