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Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 09:30:17 am »
Hi........... I need help and fast........
Hannah is a teenager today..
Do I:-
1. Go into hiding until she leaves home.
2. Lock all the doors and don't let her in.
3. Buy an effective pair of ear plugs.
4. Emmigrate.
Happy Birthday Hannah.
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 09:35:06 am »
All of the above and pack her lunch in road maps.
Happy birthday Hannah
Doug
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May 26, 2009, 09:46:32 am »
You need to buy a new teenager a pair of roller skates and tape one to the back of each of the hands. This is done to prevent the skin being torn off as they drag them along the ground!!
I don't know about girls though but it worked for my lad!!
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 09:52:21 am »
Mark
You've probably forgotten that particular moment of pleasure.............but the lifetime of regret
really
kicks in now.
Hannah
Happy Birthday.
Be nice to him or it may not all be yours one day.
Angie
Keep your head down, girl!!
FLJ
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 10:09:04 am »
Mark.....as a single father with three daughters ....I offer the following
1. Go into hiding until she leaves home....
no use ....they return after 20 years with a few "grandchildren"
2. Lock all the doors and don't let her in...
no she still has the house keys from 20 years ago
3. Buy an effective pair of ear plugs ....
no....then you could not listen for the front door being unlocked @ 0200
4. Emmigrate
...@ first this sounds as a good option.....but reflect on this & you will understand that you would miss them
...........
....need I say more?.......Derek
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 11:27:48 am »
Mark......... Emigrate
...Worked for me!!
Happy birthday Hannah..
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chingdevil
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 12:02:40 pm »
Happy Birthday Hannah, wow now a teenager. Have a great day
Be nice to her Mark, one day she will be choosing your retirment home
Mark they never leave, they just have extended holidays. Just have the front door changed to a revolving door, it save time playing with locks late at night when they return.
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May 26, 2009, 04:28:20 pm »
I s'pose the "Ark Royal" will now never get finished.
Happy Birthday Hannah
Have a nice one
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 04:46:50 pm »
Ignore them Hannah - That's what teenagers do best, and have
A Very Happy Birthday
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 06:06:42 pm »
Take no Notice of them Hannah , you just keep practising slamming doors.
Happy Birthday Hannah
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 06:08:56 pm »
All of have missed the most important advise from a wise sage from here in the US, Samuel Clemens alias Mark Twain " When children turn into teenagers the best thing that you can do is put them in a hogshead (a large wooden barrel) and feed them through the bung hole and at 21 either turn them loose or drive the bung home"
Happy Birthday Hannah
Andre
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Quoting one of my favorite authors
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May 26, 2009, 06:15:46 pm »
Happy Birthday Hanna
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 06:26:40 pm »
Enjoy your birthday Hannah - it all kicks off from here!
Colin
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dan
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May 26, 2009, 06:27:28 pm »
yea dont ignor them hannah, thats what i do
happy birthday
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May 26, 2009, 06:27:55 pm »
Hannah? Stroppy? Can't believe that for a moment, Mark!
Happy Birthday Hannah, it was a pleasure to meet you and the parents at Shepton Mallet.
Danny
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May 26, 2009, 06:38:03 pm »
Just remember - it is not wht your teenage daughter knows that should worry you - but how she found out!
The trick to managing an STD* is to be utterly embarrasing then they go and hide in their room.
*Stroppy Teenage Daughter
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May 26, 2009, 07:23:59 pm »
Have a great one Hannah, don't let the old farts grind you down...
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.....Smudge
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May 26, 2009, 08:41:28 pm »
Happy Birthday Hanna from your Uncle Stav
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May 26, 2009, 09:16:53 pm »
just a word of warning mark, i peaked at 15, so it could gradually get worse from here
but im sure your not like that are you hannah
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May 26, 2009, 09:19:09 pm »
Happy Birthday Hanna, have a good one. Remember it starts from here.
Mark remember a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 09:20:28 pm »
Daughters ALWAYS need Dads.
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 09:27:30 pm »
Daughters always need dads bank account
Brian
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 10:02:04 pm »
Happy Birthday Hannah -
Springer Tug
- make up
Ark Royal
- clothes
radio gear
- Itunes account
new model
- mobile phone bill
Spend Dad's money wisely
before he does
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 10:49:06 pm »
I thought you were supposed to let the 'younger generation' do their own thing and express themselves these days...
Happy Birthday Hannah
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Re: Help with a stroppy teenager!!
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May 26, 2009, 11:04:53 pm »
Happy Birthday Hannah xxxx
I know you're not going to be a stroppy teenager, but if your dad thinks you might be, just remind him "money cures all ills"
PS Oopps might need to buy another looney motor from you mark, so you can "bribe" your STD
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