I guess "cruising" is not about cruising anymore. It seems to be about eating till you explode, drinking till you puke, and being seen while you gamble. I must admit, I had a nice cabin to myself while serving as a merchant sailor. It was air conditioned, quiet, and comfortable. I usually slept outside on the weather decks though, weather permitting. The 0-2 level had a perfect salty breeze, and just the right amount of vibration from the engines to make sleeping absolutely delightful. And oh, how I miss the absolute utter darkness at night while at sea! The stars were so vivid and plentiful.
Just can't see myself paying good money to cruise on the love boats.