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Martin (Admin)
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June 04, 2009, 10:07:14 am »
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
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Roger in France
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June 04, 2009, 10:22:22 am »
"I'm ignoring the Coast Guard 'cause he won't lend me his corkscrew".
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andyn
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June 04, 2009, 10:34:27 am »
I haven't got a caption as yet, but my mum wants the contents of that bottle...
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June 04, 2009, 10:47:05 am »
here is the shopping forcast for the Humber
"5 items or less throught the centre arch"
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July 24, 2009, 02:48:09 pm »
.3-
"Im SO glad I brought this umbrella- I hate getting rained on!"
Greg
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July 24, 2009, 02:54:15 pm »
.3 Or perhaps-
Taiwan Evening News reports that "earlier today a shallow-drop-from-building-ledge-into-deep-water suicide attempt was foiled by a new umbrella toting bicycle riding tactical police force!"
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July 24, 2009, 03:05:38 pm »
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Last one back to Hogwarts is a 'squib'.
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Three legged rain god appears in Wapping.
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Only 5 more minutes, or she gets the pizza for free.
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July 24, 2009, 04:06:38 pm »
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Theres a hole in my bucket dear Liza
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July 24, 2009, 04:35:05 pm »
Actually, the first two look like a typical wet weekend at York races to me!
Greg
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July 24, 2009, 04:48:23 pm »
1. Thank God I had my Weetabix this morning!
2. Oh no, belly flop again!
3. I knew I left my bath running.
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July 24, 2009, 05:35:11 pm »
1. Horse Flu ?
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July 24, 2009, 05:39:06 pm »
1. Dont stop or we will sink
2.Crap they told me this was the deep end
3.This fish net on the front is useless
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Proteus
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July 24, 2009, 07:42:15 pm »
3, will this do for sailing to replace Lamberis ?
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Proteus
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July 24, 2009, 07:44:20 pm »
2, sorry mister I cannot find your boat.
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July 24, 2009, 08:15:13 pm »
1. First "Trans Sea of Galillee" horse race fails to attract same following as previous walking event.
2. Bollywood "Superheroes (featuring Octopus Boy)" film released.
3. Investment in new Shanghai cycle path questioned.
Danny
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July 24, 2009, 08:37:30 pm »
1 come on Mary Poppins keep up!
2 I'm Jake The peg, Diddly um with my extra leg!!!!
3 I wonder if it was this bad in New Orleans
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July 24, 2009, 08:57:28 pm »
3 As if the flood wasn't bad enough - all the fish have been eating beans ....
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July 24, 2009, 09:58:08 pm »
no 3 he's not on his way home from the 1st wicksteed bash
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July 25, 2009, 01:07:43 pm »
no 3 Thinking to himself " hope i dont look stupid with this umbrella"
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July 25, 2009, 09:35:51 pm »
I wish I hadn't upset that High Priest now.
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steamboatbob
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August 05, 2009, 11:01:03 am »
3. bloody global warming
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August 05, 2009, 12:21:57 pm »
The Sun Headline
COASTGUARD RESCUE HAMPERED
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August 05, 2009, 05:03:01 pm »
The Lillipution solo round the world attempt came to an end today after 50,000 miles in a strange ship that was left on Lilliput beach by some giants.
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August 11, 2009, 01:52:51 am »
MEN IN STUPID LOOKING BOAT DEEMED BASKET CASES!
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