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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #350 on: December 25, 2021, 10:11:46 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #351 on: December 25, 2021, 12:33:03 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #352 on: December 25, 2021, 01:14:19 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #353 on: December 25, 2021, 02:35:02 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #354 on: December 25, 2021, 06:14:56 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #355 on: December 25, 2021, 08:03:48 pm »

 :-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #356 on: December 25, 2021, 08:06:20 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #357 on: December 25, 2021, 08:28:46 pm »

 :-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #358 on: December 25, 2021, 08:29:33 pm »


 What is it?
   ok2
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #359 on: December 25, 2021, 09:02:03 pm »

A pair of cheesy crakers

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #360 on: December 25, 2021, 10:35:58 pm »


 Cheese Crackers, yes!    %)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #361 on: December 25, 2021, 10:36:08 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #362 on: December 26, 2021, 12:43:20 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #363 on: December 26, 2021, 12:46:48 pm »

The magazine was 30p and my mortgage was for £7000 on a 3 bed semi I paid about £10K for a year or so earlier. The admission price was actually 45p for an adult; 25p for a child at school. Teachers in charge of a party free!
That's inflation for you!

 


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #364 on: December 26, 2021, 02:02:49 pm »

  :-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #365 on: December 26, 2021, 08:11:26 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #366 on: December 31, 2021, 12:22:24 pm »

 
   I'll be up tonight again, New Year's Eve, itís a tradition Ö


I'm always up about midnight,

... walking to the bathroom

 
 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #367 on: December 31, 2021, 03:51:38 pm »

That's better than waking later and  finding you should've got up.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
« Reply #368 on: December 31, 2021, 04:14:39 pm »

Dreaming you are on a tropical beach with
the tide rising around you. 🏖️
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
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