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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1000 on: June 21, 2015, 04:31:20 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1001 on: June 21, 2015, 05:37:12 PM »

French people smugglers try out size test for new illegal immigrant boat to get past british customs, someone misread the measurements as millimetres and not centimetres and they will need to try again
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1002 on: June 21, 2015, 05:46:27 PM »

The new striped camouflage for submarines works well as you can see in this before and after picture.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1003 on: June 21, 2015, 06:00:39 PM »

Patient grimaces after seeing new ebola suposatry  :o :o :o
twin engined as its going to be hard to get all of it in
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1004 on: June 21, 2015, 06:03:36 PM »

patient faints after unveiling of innerspace sub
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1005 on: June 26, 2015, 11:05:28 AM »

Just to clarify, "Does it come with batteries or is in Nuclear powered?"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1006 on: June 26, 2015, 11:33:52 AM »

You may mock, but I shared my bed with a six foot Russian Victor class sub for a while...it never returned my attempts at cuddling up on a cold night though.


Then I found my Lori...the sub had to go  <:( but at least I get a cuddle now ;D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1007 on: June 26, 2015, 01:05:08 PM »

the nearer one has better curves
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1008 on: June 26, 2015, 01:54:30 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1009 on: June 26, 2015, 02:30:52 PM »

:-)


I think I'll 'bow' out of this one !!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1010 on: June 26, 2015, 05:17:07 PM »

Visit the Boatyard Sale
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1011 on: June 26, 2015, 05:23:10 PM »


Full size part-works kit, available in weekly parts.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1012 on: June 26, 2015, 05:33:53 PM »


Full size part-works kit, available in weekly parts.




Almost complete, parts 1-5 missing
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1013 on: June 26, 2015, 05:35:30 PM »


I was just going to add that!!!   {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1014 on: June 28, 2015, 01:58:30 PM »

a boat for the ladies ... we all know they cant resist buying ANYTHING with 20% off !

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1015 on: June 28, 2015, 02:12:35 PM »

Ex Wicksteed Demolition Derby  >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1016 on: June 28, 2015, 02:16:05 PM »

dont start ned ! lol

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1017 on: June 28, 2015, 02:38:24 PM »

Arkwrights Boatyard - Open All Hours!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1018 on: June 28, 2015, 05:48:29 PM »

Another one of Del Boy's knock offs.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1019 on: June 28, 2015, 06:10:12 PM »

the nearer one has better curves
the furthest one has twin sails   :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1020 on: June 28, 2015, 06:12:42 PM »

Ex james bond boat prop for sale - open plan design
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1021 on: July 02, 2015, 11:43:46 AM »


OK! - We know it's hot out there - but!................

                             
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1022 on: July 02, 2015, 12:02:15 PM »


It was a great idea until Mo said: " I can taste hydraulic fluid in my tea!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1023 on: July 02, 2015, 01:32:46 PM »

Extreme servicing. Lesson 1: How to check the exhaust without an inspection pit.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1024 on: July 02, 2015, 02:19:43 PM »

"I don't know! You leave your digger parked up for 5 mins, you come back to find squatters have moved in!!!"
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