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Nemo

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1025 on: July 03, 2015, 06:59:49 PM »

'This is just not funny! Now will you please open the damn hatch?'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1026 on: July 03, 2015, 08:28:14 PM »

Knock knock
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1027 on: July 03, 2015, 11:56:21 PM »

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"  (quote from JAWS)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1028 on: July 04, 2015, 03:03:18 AM »


'You gonna need a bigger landing net!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1029 on: July 04, 2015, 07:31:58 AM »

"Pizza for Mr Mccaffrey....."

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1030 on: July 04, 2015, 09:02:53 AM »

Morale will continue until the beatings improve!

Reminds me of when I was in knife and fork school (Officers Candidate School), our drill instructur asked "How is your Morale?" and we responded that it "su*#ed" and his reply "I want a positive reply!" and the reply that it " It positively Su*#ed!!!"  ;D and that was the end of that until tomorrow when he took us on a 25 mile run hike and he got the last laugh.  O0 <*<

Andre

PS And the reason that we called "Knife and Fork School" is that we had a class on etiquette where we learned which knife and fork to use at a fancy dinner.  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1031 on: July 04, 2015, 11:14:11 AM »

'This is just not funny! Now will you please open the damn hatch?'

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1032 on: July 04, 2015, 04:52:02 PM »




'When they told that part of my training was scrubbing the deck, I didn't expect this!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1033 on: July 04, 2015, 05:38:40 PM »

 
Not too fast, one a week is enough to give everyone a chance to be a smart 'bottom' Alex!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1034 on: July 06, 2015, 11:42:52 AM »

The sub photo: A whole new way to keel haul someone! :o

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1035 on: July 06, 2015, 12:59:32 PM »

Every rookie is told that you have to use the outside toilet. The Russian navy has had no new submariners for a decade.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1036 on: July 06, 2015, 04:41:35 PM »

You knew leave expired at 0800

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1037 on: July 06, 2015, 06:22:08 PM »

If I were you, m'duck, I'd put them goggles on the right way round - you're gonna need 'em pretty soon.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1038 on: July 07, 2015, 10:23:40 AM »

I'm not coming in until I find me goggles, now who moved them and where are they  >>:-(
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1039 on: July 07, 2015, 06:30:34 PM »

ok lads I know my feet smell but this is a bit extreme

or

this is a bad place to hide in a game of hide n seek :-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1040 on: July 08, 2015, 01:45:02 AM »

Universal Studios just announced they are remaking "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost ark"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1041 on: July 08, 2015, 03:57:59 PM »


That's one way of doing your 'dhobying'!  (Former members of the Andrew will know what this is!  O0)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1042 on: July 08, 2015, 04:14:32 PM »

Okay Okay,
I didn't get a part in the Minions Film
Wrong goggles {:-{
Please let me in <:(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1043 on: July 13, 2015, 12:56:24 PM »

 
Even after 2000 years and the builders still not finished with the repairs to the roof, thats what 60 euros a day gets you...

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1044 on: July 13, 2015, 01:00:02 PM »

Austerity home for the Greek Parliament.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1045 on: July 13, 2015, 01:16:43 PM »


A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who picks up the bill?

A German.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1046 on: July 13, 2015, 01:17:33 PM »

Oooh! politics  :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1047 on: July 13, 2015, 01:18:27 PM »

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Oooh! politics  :police:

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What’s the capital of Greece?

About €3
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1048 on: July 14, 2015, 08:58:59 AM »

  :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1049 on: July 14, 2015, 11:50:58 AM »

 
          {-)
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