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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1175 on: September 18, 2015, 12:15:04 PM »

'Actually, I'm looking for my submarine, Officer'
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1176 on: September 18, 2015, 09:15:52 PM »

:o
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Sorry I was late to the party, I just had to add my twopenneth worth:O)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1177 on: September 18, 2015, 09:16:49 PM »

'Actually, I'm looking for my submarine, Officer'

Hydroponic gardening expewriment goes awry.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1178 on: September 19, 2015, 12:34:54 PM »

Yes officer it's a little deep - where abouts in the road am I - hold on i'll ask the wife - I'm stood on her shoulders
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« Reply #1179 on: September 19, 2015, 07:02:08 PM »

Yes officer it's a little deep - where abouts in the road am I - hold on I'll ask the wife - I'm stood on her shoulders

 {-) {-) {-) {-) - good caption Warspite.
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1180 on: September 19, 2015, 07:14:44 PM »

I know I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1181 on: September 19, 2015, 07:18:02 PM »

'Honest Officer, my name IS Ian and these were the contents of my ballast-tanks'    {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1182 on: September 19, 2015, 08:19:11 PM »

wot ya looking at - as tha water turned yella
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1183 on: September 19, 2015, 08:22:30 PM »

I'm a fisherman looking for my car - its an opel manta (has to be a car with a fish name - i'll get me sowester or however its spelt)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1184 on: September 19, 2015, 08:24:27 PM »

Trying to think of other fish related car names........... %)

And my ballast tanks do need flushing out from time to time:O)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1185 on: September 19, 2015, 08:29:43 PM »

Stingray ?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1186 on: September 19, 2015, 08:31:05 PM »

Oh yes. Thats a good one:O) And you can put a 'whale tail' on your capri or nova.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1187 on: September 19, 2015, 08:36:54 PM »

was thinking of a corvette sting ray - boat related as well
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1188 on: September 19, 2015, 09:14:58 PM »

Hyundai Tiburon - Spanish for 'shark' (I think). Cue the JAWS theme! - Tom
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1189 on: September 20, 2015, 01:51:22 AM »

Quick tangent, then back to the captions comp.



Plymouth Barracuda
I think there is a relaunch under the name Dodge Barracuda for next year.


AMC Marlin, ugly beast.

And who said the Chinese can't innovate. Hrrmm! (clears throat).
Name- Detroit Fish
Manuf- Tang Hua
Type- amphibious.
Even concepts can be made to order in China. But forget any idea of service.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1190 on: September 20, 2015, 01:59:24 AM »

Now back to the captions comp



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1191 on: September 20, 2015, 01:53:32 PM »

OO ARR, hi there matey, can you lend an old sea dog a bit of coconut oil to power my outboard, my coconut shell is running a bit dry she is (talk like a pirate was yesterday you know - according to quest tv channel)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1192 on: September 20, 2015, 02:33:20 PM »

Nothing succ'seeds' like a man in a Pumpkin boat.

Or,

'Atlantic' crossing attempted in 'Giant' pumpkin. (There is a breed of pumpkin called Atlantic Giant)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1193 on: September 21, 2015, 01:20:32 PM »

'Fill her up, check the oil and clean my windscreen,  sorry -  specs! And can you hurry up, I have to catch the Humboldt Current?''
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1194 on: September 21, 2015, 02:58:21 PM »

ahoy - right where do ya want me to dock, what is it, it's the latest RN vessel, due to the last T42 going out of service soon, this is all that the RN can afford, this red cover - it's the landing deck for the latest fighter - psst - since they cant afford any of them either it's made of cloth.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1195 on: September 21, 2015, 03:43:46 PM »

Won it on Evilbay  <*<
Turns out its not a Narrowboat
but a Marrowboat <:(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1196 on: September 21, 2015, 06:06:33 PM »


A nut in a nut.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1197 on: September 21, 2015, 08:26:26 PM »

'Just because my boat looks like one does not mean I am one!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1198 on: September 21, 2015, 08:49:20 PM »

Can you give me a pull start?  I can't seem to reach the cord!!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1199 on: September 21, 2015, 08:55:02 PM »

Does My Bum look big I this

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