Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 892840 times)

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1225 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:01:35 pm »

You have used so much gaffer tape fixing that heap, you could have spent less on a luxury yacht.

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1226 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:03:16 pm »

Quote from: Nemo on October 03, 2015, 09:17:57 pm

'Just a trim please!'

Kray twins distracted whilst trying out new 'money with menaces techniques while Reggie releases new 'Help yourself' book.

Nemo · « **Reply #1227 on:** October 06, 2015, 07:57:14 pm »

A
Sore
Posterior
Remedial
Operation
?

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1228 on:** October 06, 2015, 09:38:16 pm »

'Tour de France team alert' Rogue 'Wedgie' pranksters on the prowl disguised as team support.

grendel · « **Reply #1229 on:** October 06, 2015, 09:41:52 pm »

team support surrupticiously renewing the rocket assist pack to get their rider back to the front of the pack.

Danny · « **Reply #1230 on:** October 06, 2015, 10:45:26 pm »

"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"

Nemo · « **Reply #1231 on:** October 07, 2015, 10:59:48 am »

A new slant on the term 'Injecting enthusiasm in the team' !

Nemo · « **Reply #1232 on:** October 07, 2015, 11:00:43 am »

Quote from: Danny on October 06, 2015, 10:45:26 pm

"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"

warspite · « **Reply #1233 on:** October 07, 2015, 01:26:13 pm »

aspro's chief mechanic is not impressed with the duracell batteries hes having to replace half way through the race - the bunny lasted for ages he comments

mrlownotes · « **Reply #1234 on:** October 07, 2015, 02:19:50 pm »

Aspro demonstrate new mobile lavatory facility.
'Go on the go'.

dougal99 · « **Reply #1235 on:** October 07, 2015, 04:18:26 pm »

The cheek of it, what a bum job, but I'll stick with it

Netleyned · « **Reply #1236 on:** October 07, 2015, 04:42:01 pm »

Sorry mate
I only flicked my fag out the window

Ned

Nemo · « **Reply #1237 on:** October 07, 2015, 06:36:02 pm »

'I know it's warm, but I told you to wear your shorts -those are the biggest blisters I have ever seen.'

Nemo · « **Reply #1238 on:** October 10, 2015, 09:17:07 pm »

Quasimodo builds model yacht.

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #1239 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:20:06 am »

( one a week! )

Capt Podge · « **Reply #1240 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:20:00 pm »

"CAMERA ! .... I knew I'd forgotten something...."

Regards,

Ray.

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1241 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:23:39 pm »

'Now which channel works the mainsail? If I wiggle my left thumb, will I remember?'

Danny · « **Reply #1242 on:** October 12, 2015, 09:50:13 pm »

At least one of the members entered into the spirit of the club "hide and seek" competition!

Nemo · « **Reply #1243 on:** October 15, 2015, 09:20:29 pm »

warspite · « **Reply #1244 on:** October 18, 2015, 05:01:29 pm »

Recession has come to the clyde, as the newly inaugurated destroyer HMS dumass is shown to a rather unimpressed audience from the ministry of defence fiscal department, who later stated that they had overspent on it with the captains chair.

Nemo · « **Reply #1245 on:** October 18, 2015, 07:31:28 pm »

Ex -First Captain of HMS Astute takes new command?

warspite · « **Reply #1246 on:** October 21, 2015, 01:30:43 pm »

greece and italy take delivery of their newest warship on a share system, it's all they could afford from the UK's decommisioned fleet

Nemo · « **Reply #1247 on:** October 25, 2015, 08:55:08 pm »

Danny · « **Reply #1248 on:** October 25, 2015, 09:38:37 pm »

"From maternity taxi in Bethlehem to mobile gun platform for a guy who wears trousers UNDER his shorts!!
My life just gets better and better!"

Nemo · « **Reply #1249 on:** October 25, 2015, 11:02:54 pm »

'I know I am wearing a stupid uniform, but does my a s s look big in this?'

(I had to space it like this as the censor changed it to 'bottom'!!!)

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