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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1225 on: October 04, 2015, 04:01:35 PM »

You have used so much gaffer tape fixing that heap, you could have spent less on a luxury yacht.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1226 on: October 04, 2015, 04:03:16 PM »

'Just a trim please!'

Kray twins distracted whilst trying out new 'money with menaces techniques while Reggie releases new 'Help yourself' book.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1227 on: October 06, 2015, 07:57:14 PM »

A
Sore
Posterior
Remedial
Operation
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1228 on: October 06, 2015, 09:38:16 PM »

'Tour de France team alert' Rogue 'Wedgie' pranksters on the prowl disguised as team support.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1229 on: October 06, 2015, 09:41:52 PM »

team support surrupticiously renewing the rocket assist pack to get their rider back to the front of the pack.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1230 on: October 06, 2015, 10:45:26 PM »

"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1231 on: October 07, 2015, 10:59:48 AM »

A new slant on the term 'Injecting enthusiasm in the team' ! O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1232 on: October 07, 2015, 11:00:43 AM »

"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"

 {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1233 on: October 07, 2015, 01:26:13 PM »

aspro's chief mechanic is not impressed with the duracell batteries hes having to replace half way through the race - the bunny lasted for ages he comments
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1234 on: October 07, 2015, 02:19:50 PM »

Aspro demonstrate new mobile lavatory facility.
'Go on the go'.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1235 on: October 07, 2015, 04:18:26 PM »

The cheek of it, what a bum job, but I'll stick with it
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1236 on: October 07, 2015, 04:42:01 PM »

Sorry mate
I only flicked my fag out the window %)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1237 on: October 07, 2015, 06:36:02 PM »

'I know it's warm, but I told you to wear your shorts -those are the biggest blisters I have ever seen.'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1238 on: October 10, 2015, 09:17:07 PM »


Quasimodo builds model yacht.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1239 on: October 11, 2015, 10:20:06 AM »

( one a week! )   :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1240 on: October 11, 2015, 11:20:00 PM »

"CAMERA ! .... I knew I'd forgotten something...."  {-)
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1241 on: October 12, 2015, 08:23:39 PM »

'Now which channel works the mainsail? If I wiggle my left thumb, will I remember?'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1242 on: October 12, 2015, 09:50:13 PM »

At least one of the members entered into the spirit of the club "hide and seek" competition!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1243 on: October 15, 2015, 09:20:29 PM »

 :-))

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1244 on: October 18, 2015, 05:01:29 PM »

Recession has come to the clyde, as the newly inaugurated destroyer HMS dumass is shown to a rather unimpressed audience from the ministry of defence fiscal department, who later stated that they had overspent on it with the captains chair.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1245 on: October 18, 2015, 07:31:28 PM »

Ex -First Captain of HMS Astute takes new command?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1246 on: October 21, 2015, 01:30:43 PM »

greece and italy take delivery of their newest warship on a share system, it's all they could afford from the UK's decommisioned fleet
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1247 on: October 25, 2015, 08:55:08 PM »

 ;)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1248 on: October 25, 2015, 09:38:37 PM »

"From maternity taxi in Bethlehem to mobile gun platform for a guy who wears trousers UNDER his shorts!!
My life just gets better and better!"


 

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1249 on: October 25, 2015, 11:02:54 PM »

'I know I am wearing a stupid uniform, but does my a s s  look big in this?'   

(I had to space it like this as the censor changed it to 'bottom'!!!) %)
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