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derekwarner
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Reply #1250 on:
October 26, 2015, 12:31:07 am »
Don't worry about the 2 legged soldier....how about the 4 legged bazooka platform with signal direction finder which is also transportable via a 4 legged donkey......
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October 26, 2015, 05:38:07 am »
40 years later I am pleased to introduce my fiancée
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Where did you 'burro' that one from
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October 26, 2015, 10:55:08 am »
Why should zebras get all the jokes about wearing pyjamas!
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October 29, 2015, 01:59:18 am »
you look such an ASS
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October 30, 2015, 07:22:19 pm »
"Sorry officer, I was distracted by the sign!"
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Martin [Admin]
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October 30, 2015, 08:41:43 pm »
I'm sure we've had that one!
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October 30, 2015, 09:32:17 pm »
When QM2 was short of a table off Bermuda - Nobby the chippy was determined to deliver it asap.
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October 30, 2015, 11:12:00 pm »
Fastest table service in the Thames valley... if you till more than20%
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October 30, 2015, 11:36:40 pm »
His model submarine was built on the table top - the glue had set before he realised it had spilled all over the table - but he was determined to give the submarine it's maiden voyage...
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Ray.
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October 31, 2015, 01:13:56 am »
It'll do about 7 knots, flat out.
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October 31, 2015, 08:13:44 am »
His new craft was very sTABLE
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October 31, 2015, 08:54:41 am »
When the navy asked for a new flat top - this is not what they were expecting
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October 31, 2015, 11:18:45 am »
When the committee decided to table the motion, the clerk made a slight error in the transcription, so instead the motion was applied to the table.
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November 04, 2015, 09:41:51 pm »
'Anyone seen Nemo?'
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November 04, 2015, 11:02:16 pm »
....pictured from the top, anticlock wise....ZIMMERMAN, SULK, CATNAP WOMAN....
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November 06, 2015, 09:07:55 am »
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November 06, 2015, 03:43:36 pm »
Boss, give someone else a chance to reply for a few days, otherwise it gets very confusing
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November 06, 2015, 04:01:10 pm »
Don't see what a sign has to contribute to a random caption anyway.
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November 07, 2015, 03:53:55 am »
Could it be a random sign???
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Martin [Admin]
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November 07, 2015, 04:59:03 am »
Quote from: Martin [Admin] on October 11, 2015, 10:20:06 am
( one a week! )
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November 07, 2015, 09:32:01 am »
Quote from: Martin [Admin] on October 11, 2015, 10:20:06 am
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Veggie or Human ?
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November 13, 2015, 02:55:53 pm »
The tracking device worked then
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November 13, 2015, 04:37:02 pm »
boat for sale.....just a stone throw from the waters edge!
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