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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1300 on: December 02, 2015, 06:23:46 PM »

MMM
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1301 on: December 02, 2015, 06:46:40 PM »

Oh la la

Wow here is MARTIN who arrives
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1302 on: December 02, 2015, 07:55:16 PM »

'Would you like to see my nits?'   
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1303 on: December 04, 2015, 05:43:55 PM »

WHATTTTTTT????, are you serious, the food stall has run out of bacon butties, I'd pull my hair out, but ive only these two left - see,

and the young ladies going 'cricky he's at it again'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1304 on: December 04, 2015, 06:27:28 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1305 on: December 08, 2015, 05:51:34 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1306 on: December 08, 2015, 05:59:51 PM »

Who switched the camouflage on :embarrassed:

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1307 on: December 08, 2015, 11:23:09 PM »

You muppet.. When I said 'light ere up'. I meant 'put the fut down and get us out of here.'


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1308 on: December 08, 2015, 11:32:10 PM »

'Dear Mum and Dad, a General came to visit us today and we were decorated. Love Jimmy'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1309 on: December 09, 2015, 12:57:44 AM »

LISTEN MAJOR - When I demanded light armour I did'nt mean..... >>:-(
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1310 on: December 09, 2015, 06:00:14 PM »

Good we're now ready for the charge of the Light Brigade
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1311 on: December 09, 2015, 08:09:35 PM »

'Excuse me Sir - the Royal Armoured Corps think it advisable that you stop calling these, 'fairy' lights!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1312 on: December 09, 2015, 08:43:14 PM »

I said 'lets say Thanks in lights'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1313 on: December 12, 2015, 06:41:24 PM »

'Methinks forsooth thy vessel is better served by an outrunner and lipo's - verily'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1314 on: December 12, 2015, 06:47:32 PM »

Bacon Butties at the lake tomorrow,
Anyone up for it?
I'll bring my new scow.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1315 on: December 12, 2015, 07:40:45 PM »

And thence he sayeth "thy steerage will be remiss, having to rely upon that miniscule rudder" ...
upon which I thrice smote him with my sturdy cane!!

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« Reply #1316 on: December 12, 2015, 07:56:18 PM »

And thence he sayeth "thy steerage will be remiss, having to rely upon that miniscule rudder" ...
upon which I thrice smote him with my sturdy cane!!

Why, so Sire, to be sure he deserveth such and perforce thy cane might be induced into his nether region whither any like rejoinder be spoke?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1317 on: December 12, 2015, 08:28:41 PM »

This sounds more like Blackadder with every post!  {-) {-) {-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1318 on: December 14, 2015, 12:04:33 PM »

and how do thy control such a fine vessel
 
I hav a cunning plan, mlord  %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1319 on: December 14, 2015, 02:53:34 PM »

Wherefore my man? Methinks it might employ snail-ballasting?    (Groooooan! %))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1320 on: December 14, 2015, 04:55:13 PM »

The lighting in this castle is dire.
Must ask Stav for a venue other than Norbreck.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1321 on: December 14, 2015, 06:33:25 PM »


Sorry your majesty, but thus is the IS your new Flag Ship.
 The plans veryly be one to one!


NB: What painting is it?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1322 on: December 14, 2015, 06:59:59 PM »


Sorry your majesty, but thus is the IS your new Flag Ship.
 The plans veryly be one to one!
NB: What painting is it?[/color]

Wish I could remember Martin.  :((
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1323 on: December 14, 2015, 07:03:47 PM »

(Man on right)  'One to One!  Gadzooks My Lord! I am bereft, and my pacemaker is requiring a new battery'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1324 on: December 14, 2015, 07:16:51 PM »

 {-) You have invested all my money in this! I tell you this model boat caper will never catch on,stick to Tulips bulbs that's where the smart money is....Ray  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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