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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1400 on: January 31, 2016, 09:44:40 PM »

I know the world needs food, but I don't think this pond is suitable for a rice paddy field.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1401 on: February 01, 2016, 05:49:08 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1402 on: February 01, 2016, 07:49:28 PM »

Chuck's do it yourself vasectomy started out ok...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1403 on: February 01, 2016, 08:10:23 PM »

Now i can be in two places at the same time  %% %% %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1404 on: February 01, 2016, 08:29:57 PM »

TEXAS CHAINSAW CASTRATION?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1405 on: February 02, 2016, 03:43:18 AM »

Dudley is a rare case, as he suffers from both schizophrenia and body dis-morphia at the same time.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1406 on: February 02, 2016, 10:55:52 AM »

Chief candidate for the Darwin award
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1407 on: February 02, 2016, 10:58:09 AM »

And more to the point, why's he not wearing a helmet, - oh i see, he's about to take his off (to be moderated ?  :police: %) :embarrassed: )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1408 on: February 02, 2016, 04:11:51 PM »

               
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1409 on: February 02, 2016, 07:18:36 PM »

What  %) - we were all thinking it ;D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1410 on: February 02, 2016, 09:02:57 PM »

Dudley idly wondered why, after a life drinking vodka, his wife had suddenly demanded Snowballs tonight? Ah well, back to work >>>>>>>>>>
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1411 on: February 02, 2016, 09:04:05 PM »

How dangerous is that? No eye or hearing  protection either!  >:-o

BTW - I just found his bike!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1412 on: February 02, 2016, 11:16:16 PM »

Easy ,

That is, a Do it yourself, front wheel belt drive, motor bike conversion  O0 O0 :-)) :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1413 on: February 02, 2016, 11:18:00 PM »

 I bet he has no trouble cutting through the traffic.   %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1414 on: February 02, 2016, 11:29:12 PM »

He's at it again!

I warned him but he said 'No worries, I never put a foot wrong'!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1415 on: February 03, 2016, 09:14:35 AM »

quick way to build a hull
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1416 on: February 03, 2016, 01:10:23 PM »

brings a whole new meaning to getting carved up in traffic.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1417 on: February 03, 2016, 03:30:46 PM »

He's at it again!

I warned him but he said 'No worries, I never put a foot wrong'!
  So why do they call him "Limpy" then ? {:-{
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1418 on: February 03, 2016, 06:31:33 PM »

'STUMPY' more like! O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1419 on: February 04, 2016, 12:37:03 PM »

He probably just wants to be footloose.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1420 on: February 04, 2016, 02:20:05 PM »

Being a Sunday with the Model Shop shut, Crazy Andy chose to make his own deck strips!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1421 on: February 07, 2016, 09:19:10 PM »

'Belt up ewe!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1422 on: February 07, 2016, 09:42:15 PM »

Yes, every Saturday night she disappears, then early Sunday mornings I find her wandering around Bethedsa with that same blank look on her face.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1423 on: February 08, 2016, 01:01:21 PM »

driver to other driver, ha yea, my mates couldn't get one from ann summers - so got me this instead
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1424 on: February 08, 2016, 04:00:54 PM »

Or - 'Just been down to M&S for a new wooly jumper mate'.  %)
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