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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1450 on: February 12, 2016, 12:39:10 PM »

Anyone seen my JACKET.  %) %) %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1451 on: February 12, 2016, 12:44:05 PM »

He looks like he's lost. Maybe he should have brought his CompAss?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1452 on: February 12, 2016, 12:45:02 PM »

It must be near Christmas as he is waiting for Muletide.   %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1453 on: February 12, 2016, 02:00:06 PM »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1454 on: February 12, 2016, 09:19:50 PM »

'My master, Senor Gonzales, he say he go burro a tool kit, he no come back, me starving - Caramba!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1455 on: February 12, 2016, 09:59:19 PM »

Bottom was having a very bad dream! %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1456 on: February 12, 2016, 11:38:41 PM »

I want to claim political Assylum please.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1457 on: February 12, 2016, 11:47:55 PM »

I want to claim political Assylum please.
:police:  i'll MULE it over
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1458 on: February 12, 2016, 11:51:07 PM »

it must be a mersey ferry - a long eared lover from liverpool
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1459 on: February 13, 2016, 02:08:32 AM »

it must be a mersey ferry - a long eared lover from liverpool

Oy!
It can't be a Mersey ferry. I was once asked why Blackpool had donkeys and Liverpool had Scousers? Apparently Blackpool had the first choice.
Tickled me that did and I'm Scouse.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1460 on: February 13, 2016, 09:57:55 AM »

My Master calls me Donkey Oaty!   At first I thought it was because I eat a lot of them!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1461 on: February 13, 2016, 03:00:18 PM »

Yes, it is an assault boat!  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1462 on: February 13, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »

That's Assailable  :D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1463 on: February 17, 2016, 10:38:46 AM »

 ;)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1464 on: February 17, 2016, 11:07:37 AM »

Captain Pigwash ?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1465 on: February 17, 2016, 11:14:10 AM »

As Pigboats go this is really going to suck as a submarine.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1466 on: February 17, 2016, 12:55:09 PM »


 That boat looks becalmed to me- - - the aforementioned Cap'n Pigwash must be waiting for a sow'esterly,

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1467 on: February 17, 2016, 01:32:01 PM »

Aaaar, I lost me front trotter to the soup dragon!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1468 on: February 17, 2016, 01:55:13 PM »


 lucky he didn't go the whole hog!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1469 on: February 17, 2016, 02:18:01 PM »

Oive lost me bearings
Is this the Hamble or the Hamoaze ?


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1470 on: February 17, 2016, 04:19:00 PM »


 Oh, you're way off course Ned! This is Hamworthy Bay!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1471 on: February 17, 2016, 04:31:16 PM »

Don't you recognise a Royal Naval Officer ?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1472 on: February 17, 2016, 07:35:50 PM »

Trotters international Trading has gone into the Marine Market, but if Del-Boy tries to hog the business, Rodney says he will definately get the chop.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1473 on: February 17, 2016, 08:16:25 PM »

is the picture from catchphrase and you have to say what you see - or is it a HAM fisted way of getting funny comments  :D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1474 on: February 17, 2016, 10:07:00 PM »

'Our bosun was as thick as a short plank, so I used ours to get rid of him, snort,snort!'
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