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Norseman

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1500 on: March 08, 2016, 08:04:28 PM »

In the never ceasing battle to cut Pilots pay and hours R#an A#r tried a novel idea - The Injection Seat!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1501 on: March 08, 2016, 09:53:49 PM »

Jules Verne had travelled back to the time man first evolved from the sea.
The pterodactyl seemed to have taken on a rather odd shape though!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1502 on: April 16, 2016, 11:47:32 PM »

 :-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1503 on: April 16, 2016, 11:56:45 PM »

Boat house "fore sail"  {-) {-) {-) :P

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1504 on: April 17, 2016, 01:56:14 AM »

 :o....would be a buggar of a job changing the sheets on the top two berths  >>:-( ......... Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1505 on: April 17, 2016, 10:14:09 AM »

Hey dad, every time I go to sleep I get a 'sinking'  feeling!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1506 on: April 17, 2016, 11:32:17 AM »

:o ....would be a buggar of a job changing the sheets on the top two berths  >>:-( ......... Derek


Main sheets or bed sheets  %% %%


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« Reply #1507 on: April 17, 2016, 12:26:25 PM »

Sorry Ned.......it appeared to be  a nautical bedroom for six-tuplets ....so yes I did mean the bed sheets in the top two births  :-)).... Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1508 on: April 17, 2016, 01:53:21 PM »

I think the wallpaper could do with a few more boats.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1509 on: April 17, 2016, 02:19:33 PM »

Naa, its just 'tacky'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1510 on: April 17, 2016, 02:30:52 PM »

Naa, its just 'tacky'


No need to jibe. %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1511 on: April 17, 2016, 08:25:58 PM »

hotel mayhem for the discerning model boater  :} 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1512 on: April 17, 2016, 08:55:27 PM »


The governments latest proposal for building on flood plains !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1513 on: April 18, 2016, 01:32:03 AM »

MODs latest plans for the Navy, dream on.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1515 on: April 24, 2016, 08:52:58 PM »

A 'Bridge too far' ??
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1516 on: April 24, 2016, 08:53:52 PM »

See, I told you it would fit %% %% {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1517 on: April 24, 2016, 09:00:21 PM »

' "Take the starboard arch Brian", you said, "Of course I'm sure Brian" you said, and " It says so on the chart Brian" you said,  -'You !@>77* stupid boy!'.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1518 on: April 24, 2016, 09:09:11 PM »


 The arch enemy of the citizens of Chertsey attempts to sever their road link to Shepperton!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1519 on: April 24, 2016, 09:10:03 PM »

Amsterdam Canal Bridge and the Little Boat that Thought it Could.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1520 on: April 25, 2016, 02:44:32 PM »

You did the same thing at Potter Heigham last year!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1521 on: April 25, 2016, 02:57:34 PM »

A 'Bridge too far' ??


No
A bridge too low  %)


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« Reply #1522 on: April 25, 2016, 04:22:31 PM »

Wife "you see what happens when you say that's 6 inches"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1523 on: April 25, 2016, 10:08:13 PM »

Boat theives attempts to hide boat fails.

Skipper's mate: When is high tide?

Skipper: About bloomin now >>:-(
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1524 on: April 26, 2016, 08:51:51 PM »

Brian realised too late that the speck of dirt on the plans was a decimal point, then to make matters even worse, he found his workshop flooded!
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