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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1525 on: April 27, 2016, 08:04:37 PM »

More MOD cutbacks?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1526 on: April 28, 2016, 12:22:40 PM »


 :o :o :o :o

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1527 on: April 28, 2016, 01:11:34 PM »

Complaints after US sailors are fed 'safe' GM food.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1528 on: April 28, 2016, 01:13:17 PM »

 Despite the warnings, the constant use of growth hormones in the feed of livestock and poultry had far reaching consequences!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1529 on: April 28, 2016, 03:28:56 PM »

Latest toy with a Happy Meal  O0

If you don't know what a Happy Meal is,
then you ain't a grandparent or you're vegan.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1530 on: April 28, 2016, 07:07:05 PM »

Small stealth craft are being trialled with the usn, though I think the designers read to much into the brief
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1531 on: April 28, 2016, 07:09:54 PM »

Trump's new Navy will find You.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1532 on: April 28, 2016, 07:13:57 PM »

US Naval Architects have difficulty converting plans to metric.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1533 on: May 01, 2016, 09:18:31 PM »

'This is your Captain speaking. Can anyone tell me if they can see where we are going?'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1534 on: May 01, 2016, 09:40:59 PM »

Did you screw the keel weight on Fist mate?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1535 on: May 01, 2016, 10:58:00 PM »

On the starboard side it says 'Primsoll Line'   :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1536 on: May 02, 2016, 07:52:43 AM »

The crew's quarters are three down and four across.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1537 on: May 02, 2016, 08:41:50 AM »

That's a lorra lorra dinner services. {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1538 on: May 02, 2016, 09:21:28 AM »

You want which one off first?!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1539 on: May 02, 2016, 09:24:18 AM »

  Ring, Ring..............Hello, Cut Price Cruises,.....  Yes madam ALL the cabins are the same size.  %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1540 on: May 02, 2016, 10:39:37 AM »

Ooooo, who's up for a game of tetras
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1541 on: May 02, 2016, 10:59:37 AM »

'Captain Sir, we have a man overboard!'

'Tough!' 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1542 on: May 05, 2016, 05:03:19 PM »

'Sorry chaps, we have to return to port as Container No.326 is in the wrong place'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1543 on: May 05, 2016, 05:17:55 PM »

Hobbyking UK is expecting its next big delivery
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1544 on: May 05, 2016, 05:27:59 PM »

Hobbyking UK back orders  :embarrassed:
Doomed to travel round the world
until the customers get fed up and buy
elsewhere %)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1545 on: May 05, 2016, 06:54:20 PM »

'Thank you Mr Dali, but your services will no longer be required'
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1546 on: May 05, 2016, 07:07:06 PM »

Ooooo, who's up for a game of Tetris?!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1547 on: May 05, 2016, 07:11:31 PM »

Hobbyking UK back orders  :embarrassed:
Doomed to travel round the world
until the customers get fed up and buy
elsewhere %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1548 on: May 05, 2016, 08:59:42 PM »

'Thank you Mr Dali, but your services will no longer be required'


What did you expect? The new guy's CV clearly stated that his only painting job was doing zebra crossings!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1549 on: May 06, 2016, 09:20:36 AM »

The new & experimental Origami-class ships seem to have some teething problems.
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