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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1750 on: October 14, 2016, 11:16:23 PM »

When i said blow the ruddy doors off i didnt say blow the darned roof off m8


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« Reply #1751 on: October 15, 2016, 10:51:12 AM »

I am having a smashing time since I got this new car.
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« Reply #1752 on: October 15, 2016, 01:19:04 PM »

Achmed's final run of the day achieved a new Afghanistan speed record in the hashish fuelled minivan class - all the occupants were reported to be fine, but they need to improve on the stiffening of the front of the vehicle due to the warping generated at those incredible speeds.
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« Reply #1753 on: October 15, 2016, 08:46:00 PM »

Ahmed was interviewed by a local reporter after his car was hit by a missile which came 'out of nowhere'. He never stops droning on about it.
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« Reply #1754 on: October 16, 2016, 07:42:42 AM »

Now that,s what you call a fart !
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« Reply #1755 on: October 16, 2016, 09:26:56 AM »

Now that,s what you call a fart !

Must have contained some methane O0 O0 O0
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« Reply #1756 on: October 21, 2016, 08:37:07 PM »

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« Reply #1757 on: October 21, 2016, 10:31:54 PM »

Tell sheriff Brody - I'm back! - and he's definitely gonna need a bigger boat. :kiss:

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« Reply #1758 on: October 21, 2016, 11:01:03 PM »

New style beach sign,

Beware sharks.
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« Reply #1759 on: October 21, 2016, 11:11:24 PM »

Don't worry AAArty.......it's obviously a European shark O0.........you can tell by the grain size of the sand on the beach {-).....3" diameter bl**dy boulders

Did you realise that is OZ, we have an average of 2962 grains of sand per a cubic centremeter?...where as in the UK it is 0.37 parts of a boulder  >>:-( for the same volume........... Derek
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« Reply #1760 on: October 21, 2016, 11:27:08 PM »


Aha I see  it now, it is not a white pointer but a blue one  O0 O0
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« Reply #1761 on: October 21, 2016, 11:39:21 PM »

(woman says) "oh, the poor thing - he's lost his other half" {-) {-)

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« Reply #1762 on: October 22, 2016, 05:37:56 AM »

Terry began to realize that the walking 'sandwich board' for his Shark Cafe, was not such a smart idea after all.
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« Reply #1763 on: October 22, 2016, 03:05:41 PM »

Excuse me, I managed to kill the shark when it ate me, but can I bl##dy get out of it, gives us a hand will you
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« Reply #1764 on: October 22, 2016, 08:45:38 PM »

just waiting for the other half.


She should be along soon..
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« Reply #1765 on: October 22, 2016, 09:29:35 PM »

 O0
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« Reply #1766 on: October 23, 2016, 07:59:05 PM »

I've knocked a whole second off my best time with this new hydrodynamic suit!
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« Reply #1767 on: October 23, 2016, 07:59:57 PM »

Or....

When I try my ring on in this suit I float upside down.
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« Reply #1768 on: October 24, 2016, 08:15:57 AM »

Speedos from the 1. shop
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« Reply #1769 on: October 24, 2016, 12:00:20 PM »

'My rate is an incredibly low 1,250 o/o APR!'
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« Reply #1770 on: October 28, 2016, 08:06:58 PM »

'OK,  Letsby Avenue! I've been given the blue light to go ahead'
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« Reply #1771 on: October 28, 2016, 08:16:13 PM »

they took low-level policing quite literally, didn't they? :police:

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« Reply #1772 on: October 28, 2016, 10:50:45 PM »

Community support officers incensed at their proposed new support vehicle. 'We even have to shout WEEEEOW WEOW WEOWWEOW! one officer said.
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« Reply #1773 on: October 29, 2016, 01:29:20 AM »


DAILY WAIL
ACPO unveils what the new 'strapped for cash' policing will look like
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« Reply #1774 on: October 29, 2016, 04:26:12 PM »

Community support officers incensed at their proposed new support vehicle. 'We even have to shout WEEEEOW WEOW WEOWWEOW! one officer said.

Or -  MEEEEOW,MEEEEOW,MEEEOW when chasing Cat-Burglars!  Groooooooooaaaaaaaaan! %) %)
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