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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1775 on: October 29, 2016, 04:41:42 PM »

We need to be seen to be responding
to the problem of speeding mobility
scooters in our city centres and shopping
malls.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1776 on: October 29, 2016, 08:47:39 PM »

'Mrs Miggins, Mrs Miggins, you are speeding in a pedestrian area again. Mrs Miggins, Mrs...ah, grr, MRS MIGGINS, TURN YOUR HEARING AIDS ON!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1777 on: November 06, 2016, 07:59:41 PM »


Model-making was more expensive than I thought!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1778 on: November 06, 2016, 08:19:33 PM »

I was kicked of the Black Mary for not following the dress code and something about LEGO
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1779 on: November 06, 2016, 08:35:40 PM »


Gold medal recipient.

Catergory ;

Realism and scale accuracy.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1780 on: November 06, 2016, 09:14:57 PM »

Is this the right creek, I've got no paddle!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1781 on: November 06, 2016, 09:53:38 PM »

It's the clubs latest rescue boat. :P

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Ray.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1782 on: November 06, 2016, 10:03:04 PM »

Bored  bored and bored wish I had gone to the model boat club with me mates now !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1783 on: November 07, 2016, 03:41:08 PM »

I was kicked of the Black Mary for not following the dress code and something about LEGO

Sorry  warspite,- mention of anything Piratical in a jokey form is now banned!  ok2 Queen Mary is OK  %%

1. If I was him, I would start paddling fast - I can hear banjo's!  :o

2. Does he call his raft George?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1784 on: November 07, 2016, 03:52:50 PM »

These Ryanair flotilla sailing holidays
are a bit basic :embarrassed:


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1785 on: November 07, 2016, 05:15:28 PM »

So so hungry, I've had to eat my clothes.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1786 on: November 07, 2016, 08:24:39 PM »

 :o  :o  :o

Its really a blonde bloke on the raft and.................. %) %) %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1787 on: November 07, 2016, 08:47:58 PM »

These Ryanair flotilla sailing holidays
are a bit basic :embarrassed:
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and I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1788 on: November 07, 2016, 09:02:21 PM »

Thor Hyadal's next expedition stalled for lack of funds.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1789 on: November 07, 2016, 09:43:37 PM »


'I lost my paddles in  a gale -  it was a big oar-deal!' :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1790 on: November 08, 2016, 07:08:36 AM »

and I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long



The poop deck is a bit open plan though.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1791 on: November 08, 2016, 10:52:32 AM »


They did say the cabin views were panoramic.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1792 on: November 15, 2016, 09:26:34 PM »

Jumble Sail?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1793 on: November 15, 2016, 10:12:28 PM »

"Number One ... Are you sure ships don't come in heat?"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1794 on: November 16, 2016, 06:45:51 AM »

looks like nobody is going anywhere until they fix the lock gates.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1795 on: November 16, 2016, 08:25:22 AM »

Who let it slip that the Gin pennant is going up soon?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1796 on: November 16, 2016, 10:03:07 AM »

 
They're Off! ... and Lewis Hamilton takes an early lead.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1797 on: November 16, 2016, 10:03:58 AM »

Bank holiday traffic in the Solent
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1798 on: November 16, 2016, 07:12:04 PM »

'Donald Trumps comment to fellow-sailors about 'I'm giving out Free Beer Tomorrow' brought out the Mugs - again!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1799 on: November 22, 2016, 08:19:23 PM »

?? {-)
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