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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1800 on: November 22, 2016, 09:16:50 PM »


Damn un sporty of Cambridge to aquire our boat what what
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« Reply #1801 on: November 22, 2016, 09:21:06 PM »

4th from the rear not only looks like me son with his current hair style - but I started to ask the wife, anything to tell me like is mine the result of a bit of dabbling with this chap in his later years  :o

3rd one from the front looks slightly worried as the 4th has a suspicious grin - please stop poking me with you oar dear chap.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1802 on: November 23, 2016, 04:48:50 AM »

The auditions for Captain America hopefuls found a shortcoming in the wardrobe department, but the men waited patiently for their turn to borrow the superhero boots.
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« Reply #1803 on: November 23, 2016, 10:40:08 PM »

The Abergavenny All-Stars Rowing Lads stage a silent protest over the refusal of an issue of decent socks.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1804 on: November 24, 2016, 03:38:30 AM »


It was about this time, Gieves & Hawkes ( 8 & 9 )  started discussing the need for higher quality clothing .....
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1805 on: November 24, 2016, 03:46:31 AM »


"We all set lads!   Just need to save up for the  racing shell and a few oars...... anyone know a tiny coxswain?"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1806 on: November 25, 2016, 08:53:09 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1807 on: November 25, 2016, 10:38:34 PM »

Gentleman under the far left pillar

" look  - stop - we all cannot get under the bridge at the same time"

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come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1808 on: November 25, 2016, 10:44:24 PM »

That is not what the radio announcer meant when he said "if you're feeling the heat, go for a paddle" %)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1809 on: November 25, 2016, 10:53:07 PM »

oh heavens sake all of Phils Straight runners have gone Astray AGAIN




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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1810 on: November 26, 2016, 07:35:04 AM »

No canoodling please :o


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« Reply #1811 on: November 26, 2016, 07:58:50 AM »

what was the name of this creek again --- and you say between us we only have two paddles.
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« Reply #1812 on: November 26, 2016, 05:01:17 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1813 on: November 26, 2016, 05:42:11 PM »

How many horse power?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1814 on: November 26, 2016, 05:57:18 PM »

I say chaps, I think you misunderstood the term land yacht
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« Reply #1815 on: November 26, 2016, 05:59:47 PM »

come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............
madam will you please stop interfering, sir I did say I would ge... stop that - will someone stop that man he is getting away......
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1816 on: November 26, 2016, 07:09:21 PM »

When we said you needed a float for the carnival procession - we didnt mean afloat...
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« Reply #1817 on: November 26, 2016, 09:53:29 PM »

Royal navy Amphibious vehicle prototype 1 'HMAB Floatey McCartbottom' ready for launch once the horses have been waterproofed. Seaman, get some dubbin for Dobbin.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1818 on: November 26, 2016, 10:02:38 PM »

I thought it was supposed to be one quiz a week!! :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1819 on: November 27, 2016, 05:55:54 AM »



The Victoria Thames Water boating team didn't let hosepipe bans or the drought interfere with their weeking jollies.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1820 on: December 01, 2016, 09:13:58 PM »

Star Oars?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1821 on: December 01, 2016, 09:56:13 PM »

pull,   Use some force - pull harder.
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« Reply #1822 on: December 10, 2016, 07:01:25 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1823 on: December 10, 2016, 07:38:57 PM »

Starkers bird on shell 65,000,000 ono
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1824 on: December 10, 2016, 11:01:16 PM »

the boat was so close to sinking that even the added weight of clothes would have sent it to the bottom.
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