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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1875 on: January 14, 2017, 03:14:18 PM »

A Hamlet moment ...
   
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1876 on: January 14, 2017, 03:30:00 PM »

Having observed the topic cleansing, Plague enjoyed a Mild cigar.  ;)

Whilst, on board the Carrier, Captain Calamity ordered  a Prayer Service for additional pumps.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1877 on: January 14, 2017, 03:43:57 PM »

Due to severe cut-backs the Navy had to opt for an alternative water cooling system...

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1878 on: January 15, 2017, 09:26:34 PM »

HI CHIEF !!!   I turned the big gate valve by the bins area like you said but it doesn't seem to have shut the washing machine off at all.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1879 on: January 16, 2017, 05:55:43 PM »

I told you not to leave the emergency backing bell on too long!! <*<


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1880 on: January 16, 2017, 09:34:15 PM »


Hmm, my Springer does that going ahead!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1881 on: January 29, 2017, 12:39:45 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1882 on: January 29, 2017, 12:43:33 PM »



                         Sorry the Toilets are closed


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1883 on: January 29, 2017, 02:15:59 PM »

It's like this every time he comes to the beer fest.
It's about time Gulliver fetched his own damn beer
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1884 on: January 29, 2017, 03:30:45 PM »

Thirsty work , queueing for the loo  8)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1885 on: January 29, 2017, 05:22:13 PM »


There was a easy way round the 'Free Beer! (one cup per customer) promotion at the county show!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1886 on: January 29, 2017, 06:53:28 PM »

She said "Don't drink too much", so I'll only have the one.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1887 on: January 30, 2017, 11:36:36 AM »

'Hold it to your ear and you can hear the sea' they said! ;)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1888 on: February 10, 2017, 04:10:51 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1889 on: February 10, 2017, 06:32:13 PM »

Sorry, must have been those sprouts I ate for lunch.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1890 on: February 10, 2017, 07:11:52 PM »

What did I say about lipo's?


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1891 on: February 10, 2017, 09:33:45 PM »

All I did was tell the wife I forgot her Milk Tray!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1892 on: February 11, 2017, 02:37:17 PM »

U Boat menace still alive and well off Clacton.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1893 on: February 11, 2017, 05:17:26 PM »

ok who pressed the red button  <*<
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1894 on: February 11, 2017, 06:04:49 PM »

Moral: don't forget the popcorn on the galley stove  :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1895 on: February 11, 2017, 06:13:41 PM »

Daily Mail Reports :-

 "Eight reindeer drown and Santa cut in two in fatal collision attempting delivery offshore".
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1896 on: February 11, 2017, 06:31:11 PM »

My hermes delivering to the Isle of Wight.  It goes terribly wrong!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1897 on: February 11, 2017, 09:14:55 PM »

Hoof arted?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1898 on: February 12, 2017, 11:04:58 AM »

OK , so now we have proved that old sailors adage about never whistling into the wind is not total myth perhaps you will pack it in.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1899 on: February 12, 2017, 12:14:29 PM »

Re today's News: Kim Jong-un - your latest test missile has landed in the Solent!
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