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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1950 on: July 02, 2017, 05:02:00 am »

Where's the rescue Springer when you need it 8)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1951 on: July 12, 2017, 02:52:24 pm »

 :-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1952 on: July 12, 2017, 03:04:19 pm »


"Have you got a Size 13, same style as this but in black?"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1953 on: July 12, 2017, 04:15:15 pm »

I love the expression on the dog's face.

if you yank the lead to hard does he go off, he is an explosive dog, bit like a grenade
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1954 on: July 12, 2017, 04:16:03 pm »

"Have you got a Size 13, same style as this but in black?"

  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1955 on: July 12, 2017, 04:35:09 pm »

I want one of those off the top shelf if
They are for adults %)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1956 on: July 12, 2017, 05:58:19 pm »

I can't remember where I parked it, but it's white. Does that help?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1957 on: July 12, 2017, 10:45:47 pm »

Gulliver thought he was back home but had missed the sign on the door - "Lilliput Model Boat Club".

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1958 on: July 13, 2017, 10:12:33 pm »

'Hello - is that 'STORE-A- BOTE'? Can you tell me the size of your 5 by 10metre unit?'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1959 on: July 29, 2017, 08:05:48 pm »

Model potential?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1960 on: August 01, 2017, 01:47:44 pm »


  Out of the frying pan, into the boiler!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1961 on: August 01, 2017, 02:48:23 pm »


 
Now do you believe me - - - I told you there was a Leak !!!!!!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1962 on: August 01, 2017, 04:33:54 pm »

Steve had finally hit on a solution to the problem that had dogged him for years,the boiler running dry.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1963 on: August 02, 2017, 01:07:28 pm »

someone told me that I was hiring a bathtub, I just thought that was a low fibreglass boat.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1964 on: August 02, 2017, 08:24:46 pm »




       I told you NOT to pull out the bath plug.



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1965 on: August 03, 2017, 09:03:59 am »

Gonna Need a Bigger Bath
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1966 on: August 11, 2017, 12:11:10 pm »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1967 on: August 11, 2017, 12:19:29 pm »

the owl and the pussy cat went to sea, the cat got hungry.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1968 on: August 11, 2017, 01:07:47 pm »

Royal Navy buys new "Cat Equipped Carrier" sight unseen from eBay without carefully reviewing the description.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1969 on: August 11, 2017, 05:17:20 pm »

   

              Puss in BOAT

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1970 on: August 11, 2017, 05:51:54 pm »


Royal Navy reintroduces PUSSers rum!


Newsflash.......Felix spotted just of the Isle of Wight by HMS Queen Elizabeth during sea trials, initially found adrift at night by a keen junior rating using a torch, the cat eyes lit up when it saw the torchlight!


'I thought I ordered a CATamaran'!


'Cat seen heading towards Mousehole'


'Stena Felink new fleet acquisition'


(ok ok enough already!)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1971 on: August 11, 2017, 05:58:08 pm »


'Cat beats Oxford at Henley boat race by a.............whisker!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1972 on: August 11, 2017, 06:13:13 pm »

I ordered one in Pea Green
My mate Owly has deserted
He's took all the money and
Honey too >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1973 on: August 11, 2017, 09:47:11 pm »

...some model boat builder seems to have nicked all me oars for his latest project. %) {-) {-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1974 on: August 12, 2017, 02:19:12 am »


'Well the rats have deserted ... that can't be a good sign!'
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