Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1333699 times)

dreadnought72 · « **Reply #2100 on:** August 15, 2018, 08:31:27 am »

Please do Martin

"The radio-controlled brick wall was not an immediate success at the pond."

Andy

Howard · « **Reply #2101 on:** August 15, 2018, 01:06:47 pm »

aw which button do I press to make him go in with the boat.
Regards Howard

Danny · « **Reply #2102 on:** August 15, 2018, 01:24:04 pm »

"Nearly there mother - just this little kerb to get down and Specsavers is across the road".

canabus · « **Reply #2103 on:** August 15, 2018, 01:24:43 pm »

Hi All
It must be a very old boat as it requires a walker frame to get it into the water!!!

Canabus

Baldrick · « **Reply #2104 on:** August 24, 2018, 04:06:32 pm »

What bit of "DONT TOUCH ANYTHING" did you not understand ?

tigertiger · « **Reply #2105 on:** August 24, 2018, 04:33:38 pm »

You’re only supposed to blow the ruddy oars off!

Netleyned · « **Reply #2106 on:** August 24, 2018, 05:03:18 pm »

Blow Q

Ned

dougal99 · « **Reply #2107 on:** August 24, 2018, 05:50:56 pm »

Semtex? I thought you said Tippex!

Howard · « **Reply #2108 on:** August 24, 2018, 09:49:58 pm »

mmm I think the heads was blocked

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2109 on:** August 31, 2018, 09:58:54 pm »

Howard · « **Reply #2110 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:03:22 am »

wow I like the brakes dear but did you need to slam them on that hard.
Regards Howard..

tigertiger · « **Reply #2111 on:** September 01, 2018, 01:00:49 am »

Whatever floats (carnival) you boat

Baldrick · « **Reply #2112 on:** September 01, 2018, 12:38:28 pm »

I note no signals were hoisted before pulling over to inside lane.

warspite · « **Reply #2113 on:** September 02, 2018, 11:47:04 am »

the inshore scallop war is intensifying, as french fishermen modify their boats to get to the inshore lakes before the English do

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2114 on:** September 12, 2018, 10:26:14 pm »

birlinn · « **Reply #2115 on:** September 15, 2018, 08:07:18 pm »

The pirate ship idea proved to be a walkover.

dougal99 · « **Reply #2116 on:** September 15, 2018, 09:36:55 pm »

The Strictly pairing wasn't an obvious favourite but was awarded a Brucie bosun.

mrlownotes · « **Reply #2117 on:** September 15, 2018, 11:01:00 pm »

Gulliver is rescued from Lilliput by an old crow.

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2118 on:** September 15, 2018, 11:34:59 pm »

I said "WALK THE PLANK", not the "WHOLE FLIPPIN' SHIP" !!

Regards,

Ray.

Howard · « **Reply #2119 on:** September 16, 2018, 12:44:00 pm »

When I said leg it I did'nt mean bring the ship.
Regards Howard

Onetenor · « **Reply #2120 on:** September 20, 2018, 12:58:09 am »

The crew in that basket need BOVRIL Stops that sinking feeling. According to the Ad

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2121 on:** October 27, 2018, 01:39:10 am »

derekwarner · « **Reply #2122 on:** October 27, 2018, 04:09:35 am »

A Bridge Too Far?........ is a 1977 epic war film based on the 1974 book of the same name by Cornelius Ryan

..... Derek

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2123 on:** November 19, 2018, 09:57:10 am »

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2124 on:** November 19, 2018, 12:02:34 pm »

80% off list price!