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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2150 on: December 23, 2018, 05:24:26 AM »

Steamboat Phil still has no idea!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2151 on: December 23, 2018, 11:58:35 AM »

They said that putting a ship in a bottle was easy. Bah! Humbug!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2152 on: January 15, 2019, 06:15:50 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2153 on: January 15, 2019, 06:21:51 PM »

I gotta bilge pump 8)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2154 on: January 16, 2019, 10:58:09 PM »

What bow-wave.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2155 on: January 16, 2019, 11:06:31 PM »

Doh! Too much ballast
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2156 on: January 17, 2019, 07:42:27 AM »

just a minute guys. a few more metres and it will be up and planning
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2157 on: January 17, 2019, 10:43:14 AM »

The boat skipper
"right, we have been pulling you all afternoon, now its our turn, start pulling"
as he sternly looked at the water skier


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2158 on: February 15, 2019, 09:02:51 PM »

 :-)
 

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2159 on: February 15, 2019, 09:37:52 PM »

Please can I play too  :kiss:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2160 on: February 16, 2019, 07:29:00 AM »

Dorothy wondered what she was to do now, her submarine had landed on the wicked witch of the west, and the ruby slippers were nowhere in sight...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2161 on: February 16, 2019, 08:27:51 AM »

When the surgery said that they could not find a locum to cover a doctor's holidays Mary offered to step in. She said she has had a lot of practice subbing.
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« Reply #2162 on: February 16, 2019, 12:29:26 PM »

The new innovative Luge had a design flaw - the central stabiliser was too far back and the one near the head should have been two - one each side - and the Olympic committee was not happy with the rocket assisted design.  %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2164 on: February 20, 2019, 04:46:48 PM »

I don't care what you say I HAD  RIGHT OF WAY.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2165 on: February 20, 2019, 05:01:36 PM »

The bow thruster was fitted further aft to facilitate sideways movement.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2166 on: February 20, 2019, 06:59:56 PM »

These young unís just wonít listen. Iíve told em time and time again - braking distances are further in the wet  :o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2167 on: February 20, 2019, 08:02:03 PM »

These young unís just wonít listen. Iíve told em time and time again - braking distances are further in the wet  :o
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I like that one - most apt.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2168 on: February 20, 2019, 09:02:54 PM »

No that's not what I meant by 'running in the boat!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2169 on: February 20, 2019, 10:03:24 PM »

O.H. and S are going to .................
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2170 on: March 26, 2019, 06:11:34 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2171 on: March 27, 2019, 02:35:35 AM »

Well done Granpa :-)) .....Opa :-)) ...Old One :-)) .....or what ever you are called ...it doesn't matter .....congratulations


Having Grandchildren is a blessing in itself.....[I have 8 Grandchildren]....so I can cuddle, burp, cuddle & give them back to their Parents {-)


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« Reply #2172 on: March 27, 2019, 03:59:13 AM »

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Having Grandchildren is a blessing in itself.....[I have 8 Grandchildren
....so I can cuddle, burp, cuddle & give them back to their Parents {-)


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2173 on: March 27, 2019, 09:10:53 AM »

I cannot wait till mine have kids, so I can screw them up like the kids have screwed up us - retribution - only kidding, will train the little ones to keep there rooms to the same standard as ours did  %) ;)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2174 on: March 27, 2019, 09:44:29 AM »

And the lullaby goes:



So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
(To rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
, don't tip the boat over
(Rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat)............
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