Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1335353 times)

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2225 on:** June 28, 2019, 09:28:33 am »

Touche Martin

Regards,
Ray.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2226 on:** July 18, 2019, 08:30:04 pm »

grendel · « **Reply #2227 on:** July 18, 2019, 10:09:47 pm »

the abridged version of the book?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2228 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:37:00 pm »

derekwarner · « **Reply #2229 on:** July 24, 2019, 11:55:28 pm »

The Captain told that stupid 2nd Mate

to weigh anchor, not check the weight of the anchor whilst under way

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2230 on:** July 25, 2019, 12:26:11 am »

It's just an expensive advert for the suzuki splash

Regards,
Ray.

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2231 on:** July 25, 2019, 12:32:09 am »

That's what happens when you order the deck officer to wash your car Sir!

Regards,
Ray.

LJ Crew · « **Reply #2232 on:** July 25, 2019, 08:05:28 am »

But it was my right of weigh.

dougal99 · « **Reply #2233 on:** July 25, 2019, 08:12:19 am »

Colin's answer to cars with too much tech!

tigertiger · « **Reply #2234 on:** July 25, 2019, 08:50:22 am »

The skipper was surprised to see so little rust on his old Alpha Sud.

warspite · « **Reply #2235 on:** July 25, 2019, 09:55:38 am »

Number one - get the engineer - I told him to remove the tyres as it wont stay put and we will drift

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2236 on:** July 25, 2019, 11:53:42 am »

Captain: 'Just our luck, first time we win on the Crane Grabber Game, we win a rusty old car!'

TailUK · « **Reply #2237 on:** July 25, 2019, 06:03:38 pm »

"Hello? This is HookOrByCrook Insurance... We understand you've just had an accident?"

TailUK · « **Reply #2238 on:** July 25, 2019, 06:04:43 pm »

"Be Honest, was Prince Phillip driving?"

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2239 on:** July 25, 2019, 06:13:13 pm »

Really bosun? OK, I told you we needed more tyre fenders but don't you think you should have removed them from the wheels first?

Regards,
Ray.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2240 on:** August 06, 2019, 09:17:12 pm »

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2241 on:** August 06, 2019, 09:53:01 pm »

This is what happens when you ignore the warnings about using mobile phones when you're driving

Regards,
Ray.

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2242 on:** August 06, 2019, 10:02:24 pm »

The skippers lottery syndicate just found out they'd won a massive amount of cash

... or, when they were informed of 'across the board' redundancies.....

Regards,
Ray.

warspite · « **Reply #2243 on:** August 07, 2019, 09:01:30 am »

In the lastest sports news

In the premier ship between Grimsby and Peterhead fishing fleets - the red card had to be shown when two defenders used excessive force on the centre forward

Netleyned · « **Reply #2244 on:** August 07, 2019, 11:08:07 am »

Quote from: warspite on August 07, 2019, 09:01:30 am

In the lastest sports news

In the premier ship between Grimsby and Peterhead fishing fleets - the red card had to be shown when two defenders used excessive force on the centre forward

Grimsby fishing fleet would be hard put to field a five a side team these days

Ned

tigertiger · « **Reply #2245 on:** August 07, 2019, 12:22:58 pm »

Quote from: Netleyned on August 07, 2019, 11:08:07 am

Grimsby fishing fleet would be hard put to field a five a side team these days
Ned

A bit like the Royal Navy then

RST · « **Reply #2246 on:** August 08, 2019, 08:29:37 pm »

Local flash flooding in Edinburgh region today now affects vessels moored in Leith Docks also!

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2247 on:** September 08, 2019, 06:50:39 am »

( Probably photoshoped but.... )

Netleyned · « **Reply #2248 on:** September 08, 2019, 07:12:32 am »

I told you brushless was the way to go!
Ned

Baldrick · « **Reply #2249 on:** September 08, 2019, 08:50:55 am »

Coastal 515, Coastal 515, calling control tower , request clearance for landing.

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