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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2300 on: November 23, 2019, 01:37:22 pm »

It's only the middle bit that needs attention.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2301 on: November 29, 2019, 11:57:10 pm »


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2302 on: November 30, 2019, 10:42:49 am »

If you think that's big you should see the bit of bread there throwing at it.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2303 on: November 30, 2019, 12:27:15 pm »

just wait till it sees a dog swimming towards it, then that will be a sight.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2304 on: November 30, 2019, 02:47:00 pm »




  And down below the Chief Stoker paddling like mad
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2305 on: December 21, 2019, 10:00:25 pm »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2306 on: December 21, 2019, 10:11:40 pm »

Emergency power = doggy paddle  :embarrassed:




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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2307 on: December 22, 2019, 12:37:59 am »

Fairmile's original dog boat prototype.It was soon re-engineered due to insufficient power and a waggling rear.The design also suffered greatly from prop-walk.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2308 on: January 03, 2020, 05:14:48 pm »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2309 on: January 03, 2020, 05:23:33 pm »

We've caught something Captain,
  not sure it was a the kind of fish we was after.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2310 on: January 03, 2020, 05:26:37 pm »

I though we were after SailFISH :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2311 on: January 03, 2020, 05:30:47 pm »

"I said, SPLICE the main-brace, not SLICE it"....! >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2312 on: January 03, 2020, 05:31:53 pm »

I didn't see you!  :o :D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2313 on: January 03, 2020, 05:37:30 pm »

Permision to come aboard
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2314 on: January 03, 2020, 06:04:17 pm »


"Seem very foggy ahead all-of-a-sudden captain!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2315 on: January 03, 2020, 07:14:04 pm »

Give way to sail ! my a**e >>:-(
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2316 on: January 03, 2020, 09:41:56 pm »

Damn Cruise control
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2317 on: January 04, 2020, 01:40:31 pm »

Err - you do know that catamarans have the hulls side by side not one on top of the other?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2318 on: January 04, 2020, 01:42:04 pm »

Elon Musks foray into driverless boats hits a little snag just like the cars
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2319 on: January 04, 2020, 08:10:54 pm »

EVINRUDE TM   test the water resistance of the Top Shell in their new range of outboard motors >:-o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2320 on: January 05, 2020, 10:55:01 pm »

Err - you do know that catamarans have the hulls side by side not one on top of the other?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2321 on: January 07, 2020, 11:39:35 am »

Apologies in advance to steam boat phil :D


Er, Hi there,


can you hear me?,


good,


about your straight running sport fishing boat,


we have managed to recover it,
unfortunately, as we are in a sailing yacht, it will be a while before we get back to the marina
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2322 on: January 07, 2020, 06:50:48 pm »

No worries, itíll T-Cut out alright  %%  !


Or


Did hear a bit of a Boom.



John.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2323 on: January 08, 2020, 08:54:23 am »

"Hello - yes - how did you know I was in an accident, no, I dont want to make a claim through you, I haven't got there details yet, I haven't even got on there boat yet to discuss it with them, I need to end this call".


1 minute later


"Hello, I told you I don't want to claim through you, please stop calling me".



1 minute later


"Hello, I told you stop calling me".


ad infinitem or until he threw the phone into the drink
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« Reply #2324 on: January 08, 2020, 09:13:43 am »

Tests of a greener version of the Blue Marlin type of submersible boat didn't go well, as utilizing an old sailing yacht was a bad choice for the size of test boat to be carried
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