Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1335349 times)

Baldrick · « **Reply #2300 on:** November 23, 2019, 01:37:22 pm »

It's only the middle bit that needs attention.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2301 on:** November 29, 2019, 11:57:10 pm »

Howard · « **Reply #2302 on:** November 30, 2019, 10:42:49 am »

If you think that's big you should see the bit of bread there throwing at it.
Regards Howard.

warspite · « **Reply #2303 on:** November 30, 2019, 12:27:15 pm »

just wait till it sees a dog swimming towards it, then that will be a sight.

Baldrick · « **Reply #2304 on:** November 30, 2019, 02:47:00 pm »

And down below the Chief Stoker paddling like mad

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2305 on:** December 21, 2019, 10:00:25 pm »

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2306 on:** December 21, 2019, 10:11:40 pm »

Emergency power = doggy paddle

Regards,
Ray.

mrlownotes · « **Reply #2307 on:** December 22, 2019, 12:37:59 am »

Fairmile's original dog boat prototype.It was soon re-engineered due to insufficient power and a waggling rear.The design also suffered greatly from prop-walk.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2308 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:14:48 pm »

Howard · « **Reply #2309 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:23:33 pm »

We've caught something Captain,
not sure it was a the kind of fish we was after.
Regards Howard.

Netleyned · « **Reply #2310 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:26:37 pm »

I though we were after SailFISH

Ned

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2311 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:30:47 pm »

"I said, SPLICE the main-brace, not SLICE it"....!

Regards,
Ray.

Dreadnought · « **Reply #2312 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:31:53 pm »

I didn't see you!

SteamboatPhil · « **Reply #2313 on:** January 03, 2020, 05:37:30 pm »

Permision to come aboard

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2314 on:** January 03, 2020, 06:04:17 pm »

"Seem very foggy ahead all-of-a-sudden captain!"

Baldrick · « **Reply #2315 on:** January 03, 2020, 07:14:04 pm »

Give way to sail ! my a**e

dougal99 · « **Reply #2316 on:** January 03, 2020, 09:41:56 pm »

Damn Cruise control

warspite · « **Reply #2317 on:** January 04, 2020, 01:40:31 pm »

Err - you do know that catamarans have the hulls side by side not one on top of the other?

warspite · « **Reply #2318 on:** January 04, 2020, 01:42:04 pm »

Elon Musks foray into driverless boats hits a little snag just like the cars

derekwarner · « **Reply #2319 on:** January 04, 2020, 08:10:54 pm »

EVINRUDE _TM test the water resistance of the Top Shell in their new range of outboard motors

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2320 on:** January 05, 2020, 10:55:01 pm »

Quote from: warspite on January 04, 2020, 01:40:31 pm

Err - you do know that catamarans have the hulls side by side not one on top of the other?

warspite · « **Reply #2321 on:** January 07, 2020, 11:39:35 am »

Apologies in advance to steam boat phil

Er, Hi there,

can you hear me?,

good,

about your straight running sport fishing boat,

we have managed to recover it,
unfortunately, as we are in a sailing yacht, it will be a while before we get back to the marina

CaptainJoshie · « **Reply #2322 on:** January 07, 2020, 06:50:48 pm »

No worries, it’ll T-Cut out alright

!

Or

Did hear a bit of a Boom.

John.

warspite · « **Reply #2323 on:** January 08, 2020, 08:54:23 am »

"Hello - yes - how did you know I was in an accident, no, I dont want to make a claim through you, I haven't got there details yet, I haven't even got on there boat yet to discuss it with them, I need to end this call".

1 minute later

"Hello, I told you I don't want to claim through you, please stop calling me".

1 minute later

"Hello, I told you stop calling me".

ad infinitem or until he threw the phone into the drink

warspite · « **Reply #2324 on:** January 08, 2020, 09:13:43 am »

Tests of a greener version of the Blue Marlin type of submersible boat didn't go well, as utilizing an old sailing yacht was a bad choice for the size of test boat to be carried

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