Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1335362 times)

Baldrick · « **Reply #2350 on:** February 24, 2020, 01:42:13 pm »

Yes, it's a bit coked up but nothing that a dose of industrial strength laxative would not cure.

warspite · « **Reply #2351 on:** February 24, 2020, 02:46:02 pm »

Yes comrade Ivan, we need to get the camouflage smoke stack up quickly, the marina owners are getting suspicious, they may tell the americans that a first strike nuclear sub is based in milford haven

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2352 on:** March 02, 2020, 06:02:26 pm »

Risky one... but I trust ..... most of you!

Howard · « **Reply #2353 on:** March 02, 2020, 07:57:52 pm »

That's even bigger then you said.
Regards Howard.

warspite · « **Reply #2354 on:** March 02, 2020, 08:31:29 pm »

Now I know why page 21 was so important - I should have fitted the motor before securing the deck.

(who writes 'NOT CRUSH' on a bag, and upside down at that?)

warspite · « **Reply #2355 on:** March 02, 2020, 08:34:48 pm »

It doesn't look like martins Russian destroyer on the mayhem website, it's got more of a Russian spy trawler look.

i'll one of those he doesn't trust

Ralph · « **Reply #2356 on:** March 02, 2020, 09:05:31 pm »

I've just opened the credit card bill - I thought you said it only cost £20?

tigertiger · « **Reply #2357 on:** March 03, 2020, 12:46:26 am »

Can you lay the table for lunch dear?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2358 on:** March 03, 2020, 10:56:10 pm »

Can you go down to the model shop dear..... ask for Elmer's glue debonder.

Taranis · « **Reply #2359 on:** March 03, 2020, 11:15:38 pm »

Did the earth move for you Nancy?

RST · « **Reply #2360 on:** March 03, 2020, 11:32:04 pm »

I don't believe thats Nancy!

..."Sadly his persistense to always rest on top of his soldering iron resulted in 2 burnt elbows, 10 melted ship models, 2 workshop fires. Perhaps you should stick to acting Ron?"

(intrigued though -must be a posed photo!)

warspite · « **Reply #2361 on:** March 04, 2020, 08:37:48 am »

"Well Nancy, next time I want to build another boat - just say No"

Thought someone should do this joke

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2362 on:** March 21, 2020, 09:16:55 am »

https://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,59582.msg678977.html#msg678977

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2363 on:** March 21, 2020, 09:18:23 am »

Keep it clean..... !

warspite · « **Reply #2364 on:** March 21, 2020, 10:08:52 am »

Well - That's one way to kill the competition

Baldrick · « **Reply #2365 on:** March 21, 2020, 10:47:42 am »

They don't like it uppem Captain Mannering

Howard · « **Reply #2366 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:23:44 pm »

Have I told you lately that I loved you.
Regards Howard.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2367 on:** April 03, 2020, 05:38:50 pm »

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10222031505526933&set=gm.2347595248871958&type=3&theater

radiojoe · « **Reply #2368 on:** April 03, 2020, 06:13:43 pm »

The new Mini-on Gun.

Joe

Taranis · « **Reply #2369 on:** April 03, 2020, 06:21:50 pm »

Good one Joe

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2370 on:** April 14, 2020, 05:57:49 pm »

Tug Hercules Fireman · « **Reply #2371 on:** April 14, 2020, 06:24:38 pm »

Big Boat ?? or a new Small House built upon an old Boat ??

Usually Small Houses are built upon, old farm trailers laying in the yard, in this case Captain Farmer had an old boat laying around.

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2372 on:** April 14, 2020, 07:13:11 pm »

"That's the last time I buy a two sheet plan from eBay!"

tigertiger · « **Reply #2373 on:** April 15, 2020, 02:33:04 am »

Having been blackballed from the local rowing club, Gerald decided he would build his own boat house.

warspite · « **Reply #2374 on:** April 15, 2020, 10:05:29 am »

Were going to need a bigger boat - well thats not going to stop the shark

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RST