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Martin [Admin]

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2376 on: May 01, 2020, 02:12:08 pm »

The vessels next job is pulling martin in his paddling pool, nah to much resistance  :P
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2377 on: May 15, 2020, 08:42:33 am »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2378 on: May 15, 2020, 09:16:29 am »

The engineer look at his table books and shouted out,


"anyone know what grade these bolts are, its not listed in the book"
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Martin [Admin]

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2379 on: May 15, 2020, 09:29:02 am »


 " Hang on!   It's  1:100 NOT 100:1   {:-{
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2380 on: May 15, 2020, 11:30:53 am »

I said 3mm not 3 foot
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2381 on: May 15, 2020, 11:43:16 am »

B. F. L. = Bolts For Leviathans  :-))


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2382 on: May 15, 2020, 12:32:06 pm »

Wait till you see the spanner.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2383 on: May 15, 2020, 01:25:32 pm »

At the top of the drawing it clearly says 'Dimensions in MILLIMETRES'!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2384 on: May 15, 2020, 05:43:00 pm »

Well he can't lose these under the bench. O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2385 on: May 15, 2020, 07:34:45 pm »

Er Fred got a couple of gallons of loctite  {-) .
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2386 on: May 16, 2020, 09:36:45 am »

For Gawds sake don't get that cross threaded!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2387 on: May 16, 2020, 10:10:28 am »




  HEY FRED !    Do you think two of these will be enough to hold it  ?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2388 on: May 16, 2020, 09:56:42 pm »


Hang on Charlie, it says 'Left-hand' thread!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2389 on: May 16, 2020, 10:48:47 pm »

LH?....... >>:-( from my window it sure darn looks :o  RH.......what say you Mayhemers?........ Derek


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2390 on: May 16, 2020, 11:23:21 pm »


 Yes, but you are upside on your side of the planet!   O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2391 on: May 17, 2020, 05:52:12 am »

I think you are right Martin, while we are in lock down, they must be locked up.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2392 on: May 17, 2020, 07:47:46 am »

You are probably right.
From someone, who when I retired, had been in every Police Station cell in Victoria.  :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2393 on: May 17, 2020, 07:03:05 pm »

so that's where the Bolts came from
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2394 on: May 21, 2020, 12:48:47 am »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2395 on: May 21, 2020, 01:02:36 am »

Well, that's one method of re-flotation  :o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2396 on: May 21, 2020, 09:07:51 am »

One nervous sailor owner, would suit an experienced fixer upper
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2397 on: May 25, 2020, 09:11:11 am »

 


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2398 on: May 25, 2020, 09:36:05 am »

Left hand down a bit. No! right hand up a bit. Oh.... Everybody down!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2399 on: May 25, 2020, 10:13:46 am »

Watchout mate.  This is a roundabout a new approach to lane discipline.
Roy
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