Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1335355 times)

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2375 on:** May 01, 2020, 01:42:43 pm »

warspite · « **Reply #2376 on:** May 01, 2020, 02:12:08 pm »

The vessels next job is pulling martin in his paddling pool, nah to much resistance

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2377 on:** May 15, 2020, 08:42:33 am »

warspite · « **Reply #2378 on:** May 15, 2020, 09:16:29 am »

The engineer look at his table books and shouted out,

"anyone know what grade these bolts are, its not listed in the book"

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2379 on:** May 15, 2020, 09:29:02 am »

" Hang on! It's 1:100 NOT 100:1

grendel · « **Reply #2380 on:** May 15, 2020, 11:30:53 am »

I said 3mm not 3 foot

Capt Podge · « **Reply #2381 on:** May 15, 2020, 11:43:16 am »

B. F. L. = Bolts For Leviathans

Regards,
Ray.

Howard · « **Reply #2382 on:** May 15, 2020, 12:32:06 pm »

Wait till you see the spanner.
Regards Howard.

KitS · « **Reply #2383 on:** May 15, 2020, 01:25:32 pm »

At the top of the drawing it clearly says 'Dimensions in MILLIMETRES'!

tigertiger · « **Reply #2384 on:** May 15, 2020, 05:43:00 pm »

Well he can't lose these under the bench.

CaptainJoshie · « **Reply #2385 on:** May 15, 2020, 07:34:45 pm »

Er’ Fred got a couple of gallons of loctite

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LJ Crew · « **Reply #2386 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:36:45 am »

For Gawds sake don't get that cross threaded!

Baldrick · « **Reply #2387 on:** May 16, 2020, 10:10:28 am »

HEY FRED ! Do you think two of these will be enough to hold it ?

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2388 on:** May 16, 2020, 09:56:42 pm »

Hang on Charlie, it says 'Left-hand' thread!

derekwarner · « **Reply #2389 on:** May 16, 2020, 10:48:47 pm »

LH?.......

from my window it sure darn looks

RH.......what say you Mayhemers?........ Derek

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2390 on:** May 16, 2020, 11:23:21 pm »

Yes, but you are upside on your side of the planet!

roycv · « **Reply #2391 on:** May 17, 2020, 05:52:12 am »

I think you are right Martin, while we are in lock down, they must be locked up.
Roy

BrianB6 · « **Reply #2392 on:** May 17, 2020, 07:47:46 am »

You are probably right.
From someone, who when I retired, had been in every Police Station cell in Victoria.

SteamboatPhil · « **Reply #2393 on:** May 17, 2020, 07:03:05 pm »

so that's where the Bolts came from

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2394 on:** May 21, 2020, 12:48:47 am »

derekwarner · « **Reply #2395 on:** May 21, 2020, 01:02:36 am »

Well, that's one method of re-flotation

warspite · « **Reply #2396 on:** May 21, 2020, 09:07:51 am »

One nervous sailor owner, would suit an experienced fixer upper

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #2397 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:11:11 am »

LJ Crew · « **Reply #2398 on:** May 25, 2020, 09:36:05 am »

Left hand down a bit. No! right hand up a bit. Oh.... Everybody down!!

roycv · « **Reply #2399 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:13:46 am »

Watchout mate. This is a roundabout a new approach to lane discipline.
Roy