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Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1319163 times)
Capt Podge
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August 08, 2020, 01:53:06 pm »
Capt to navigation officer : "Nav-O, next time I say let's give the minions a run ashore, don't take the order so literally
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August 15, 2020, 12:56:17 pm »
Capt : "follow me Nav-O"
Nav-O : "flare enough Sir"
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August 16, 2020, 11:28:21 am »
AH - I see the Moonrakers are still active in cornwall
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August 16, 2020, 12:23:18 pm »
you should see the one I caught earlier
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August 16, 2020, 01:41:07 pm »
Hi
“ I see he’s had his Weatabix “
John.
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August 16, 2020, 04:25:45 pm »
Deck boy to Bridge the flares are working but the death sounder is on the blink tell the elecy's
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Howard
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August 16, 2020, 04:28:57 pm »
Deck boy to Captain are you sure the company have no money for TUGS.
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August 16, 2020, 05:38:49 pm »
I know it's says Rio, but one flare doesn't make a carnival!
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August 17, 2020, 04:33:00 pm »
" captain - do you think were being a little ambitious using the viking shortcut across the Shetlands"
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September 01, 2020, 04:01:13 pm »
Iran's new stealth.
regards Howard. battleship
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Capt Podge
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September 01, 2020, 04:37:52 pm »
To gain entry you must first BOW to the BOW!
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September 01, 2020, 05:19:04 pm »
I think my head rolled under here somewhere...
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September 01, 2020, 05:43:52 pm »
I remember loosing half a crown under hear, when I visited this museum with my dad in 1970.
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September 01, 2020, 10:00:53 pm »
Visitor book entry:
I dunno what all the fuss about this museum is. I don't like the look of that tile.
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"Daves Flooring Emporium tel hash: 555 tile-it -strong enough to put a battleship on it!"
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September 02, 2020, 09:01:55 am »
Curator - 'Oi, you do know the guns arn't loaded -
it's only a model
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courtesy of Bob Carolgees
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September 04, 2020, 09:41:45 pm »
New wave fuel injection system
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September 04, 2020, 09:44:22 pm »
The mystery to electrical signal filtering, is finally solved.
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September 04, 2020, 09:47:38 pm »
"There you go Sir - that should give you a good clean spark"
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September 04, 2020, 11:17:18 pm »
it filters out wet Ell-lec- trish-etair
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September 18, 2020, 06:18:19 am »
Stand up and be Counted ....with a new meaning
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warspite
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September 18, 2020, 10:31:40 am »
You know the hull is supposed to get wet
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