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derekwarner

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2525 on: October 23, 2020, 08:57:22 pm »

A good view for 'spotting' the Enemy from 'up top', apart from that...looks rather silly  %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2526 on: October 23, 2020, 09:06:31 pm »

Now we know where the US Navy got the name TOP GUN from {-) %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2527 on: October 24, 2020, 10:28:43 am »

The navies new ship that doesn't require a spotter plane 'to see over the horizon' was found to be a lot slower than other ships, as she appeared to be 'slightly top heavy' and couldn't get into some ports due to low bridges.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2528 on: November 20, 2020, 01:58:54 pm »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2529 on: November 20, 2020, 02:09:53 pm »

Don't trust it it's just Snake oil!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2530 on: November 20, 2020, 03:22:30 pm »

Knew I should of stopped before hitting the dock wall !!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2531 on: November 20, 2020, 03:29:52 pm »

Are you sure the plans didn't get stuck in the printer?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2532 on: November 20, 2020, 03:31:31 pm »


TI Anaconda
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2533 on: November 20, 2020, 03:39:46 pm »

I just knew we needed a longer stretch of straight river to build this on
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2534 on: November 20, 2020, 05:36:54 pm »

Look tell the Forman I said we was building a Super tanker not a bloody S tanker tell him he's sacked.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2535 on: November 20, 2020, 05:56:45 pm »

Pain in the backside getting around these channel bouys!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2536 on: November 20, 2020, 06:00:08 pm »

A couple more of these and we should be able to blockade those damned  Euro fishing boats!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2537 on: November 20, 2020, 06:02:46 pm »

was made by a guy with a small club pond, not a kit I'll be buying.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2538 on: November 20, 2020, 06:05:00 pm »

Officer of the Bridge,[size=78%] did the Pilot say Port, Starboard, Or straight ahead.[/size]
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2539 on: November 20, 2020, 08:22:20 pm »

When the Shipping Magnate said he wanted something to navigate the many small Islands in the archipelagos of the Eastern World; he did not get what he had envisioned.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2540 on: November 20, 2020, 08:52:20 pm »

That's what happens when some one orders a tanker full of whisky instead of oil
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2541 on: November 28, 2020, 04:19:30 pm »



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2542 on: November 28, 2020, 04:43:56 pm »

brace yourself for a bit of a blow
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2543 on: November 29, 2020, 07:19:02 pm »

Hairy weather for a sailing ship
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2544 on: November 29, 2020, 08:19:27 pm »

That's the best looking keel I have ever seen... {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2545 on: December 02, 2020, 01:18:29 pm »

Modeller's (soon to be) widow is ecstatic to receive his lockdown creation .

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2546 on: December 12, 2020, 01:57:24 pm »

 

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2547 on: December 12, 2020, 02:10:53 pm »

M O D cut backs again.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2548 on: December 13, 2020, 11:20:29 am »

Hmmm...I wonder what the hybrid version costs?
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« Reply #2549 on: December 22, 2020, 01:17:21 am »

 

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