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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2550 on: December 22, 2020, 04:46:28 am »

 


She lost her other half to model boating
 

 




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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2551 on: December 22, 2020, 09:14:14 am »

"Now that's what I call a Kraken"  {-) {-)



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2552 on: December 22, 2020, 01:42:15 pm »

Nice model....the ships not bad either  :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2553 on: December 22, 2020, 01:51:44 pm »


Woe betide any wife / girlfriend / model carrying a model boat like that!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2554 on: December 22, 2020, 01:52:59 pm »


"Clean the windows or the boat gets it!"

"For the hundredth time, it's a British three masted Ship of the LINE!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2555 on: December 22, 2020, 02:17:22 pm »

That was where our cabin was, right where my finger is.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2556 on: December 24, 2020, 03:18:09 am »

If Covid don't take you out can I tassie48
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2557 on: January 22, 2021, 01:19:45 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2558 on: January 22, 2021, 05:31:30 am »

If this were in Australia...Bloke would be saying bl**dy Holden drivers  <*<          .... Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2559 on: January 22, 2021, 06:57:07 am »

Ewe can see a HOLDEN hit it, buy the rust stains on the paint work !!!


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2560 on: January 22, 2021, 08:24:02 am »

Its 2021 and I bought this Jumper when this damage occurred - you would think they would have repaired it by now
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2561 on: January 22, 2021, 09:01:11 am »

Now come on chaps we all know a Holden could never have built enough speed  O0 O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2562 on: January 22, 2021, 11:22:27 am »



Now come on chaps we all know a Holden could never have built enough speed  O0 O0



I can see you must be a Ford driver.............  :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2563 on: January 22, 2021, 10:17:31 pm »

There you go mate, all fixed.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2564 on: January 22, 2021, 10:22:25 pm »

When that 2 tonne of P38 arrives mate  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2565 on: January 22, 2021, 10:23:43 pm »

Don't involve the insurance company, that will duff out...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2566 on: January 22, 2021, 10:36:21 pm »

Bit of T-cut  and you'll never know
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2567 on: January 23, 2021, 09:42:31 am »

thats where it hit me in the stomach
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2568 on: January 23, 2021, 11:10:47 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2569 on: January 24, 2021, 03:03:59 pm »

I wish they didnt print the chest size on the front of these jumpers.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2570 on: January 24, 2021, 08:40:32 pm »

that's what happens when your lass says can I have a go at steering.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2571 on: February 20, 2021, 11:09:14 am »

I wish they didnt print the chest size on the front of these jumpers.


Or the last time they had intimate relations with a woman  %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2572 on: February 20, 2021, 11:27:44 am »


U.S.S. Vermont 1898
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2573 on: February 20, 2021, 12:31:50 pm »

The original Brooklyn Hilton Hotel{-) ...air-conditioned [via open windows], sea breezes, water views, transport by the front door  O0


Penthouse suites with skylights at extra tarrif



[I think Konrads Granddad built it]


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2574 on: February 20, 2021, 04:47:58 pm »



 


The original design for Coastel 1, for use in the Falklands, rejected by the MOD as 'Not ugly enough'.

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