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Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1333656 times)
sparkey
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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March 07, 2013, 02:56:40 pm »
Does this mean I failed my landing test?
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March 07, 2013, 03:14:39 pm »
I told you not to put Eric Pickles up front.
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Martin (Admin)
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March 07, 2013, 03:35:12 pm »
Great Britain's 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth' is poised and ready to go!
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March 07, 2013, 03:37:25 pm »
Everyone bows or curtseys when the Queen visits.
( where's the brass plaque? )
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March 07, 2013, 04:26:50 pm »
Whilst everyone agreed that the Seamus's 'Thunderbirds Fireflash rescue was good in theory, it would have helped if he'd mentioned which way round to arrange the triangle of landing vehicles.
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Reply #430 on:
March 07, 2013, 05:46:27 pm »
"............and
that's
when you chose to ring me about your Mother's b***dy cat!!"
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March 07, 2013, 05:49:29 pm »
I told SWIMBO to stay seated until the plane stopped and not to push forward to the front door
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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March 07, 2013, 08:42:43 pm »
No No No it is obviously a sniffer plane
you know like sniffer drug dogs that check for drugs it is checking the runway for drugged planes
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March 07, 2013, 09:46:18 pm »
the little plane had always wanted to be Concord, it had heard Concord's nose drooped to help landing.........
Grendel
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MickK
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March 09, 2013, 12:28:59 am »
It's a very short runway, but it" B******dy wide!!
Mick
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March 09, 2013, 01:21:34 am »
Latest time and motion study proves landing is possble without front wheel tire wear... !!
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March 23, 2013, 12:01:12 am »
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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March 23, 2013, 01:31:04 am »
This model is available Fitted with air brakes
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Guy Bagley
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March 23, 2013, 08:22:57 am »
have virgin trains fitted the wrong parts during routine maintenance ?
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March 23, 2013, 08:46:28 am »
Soon as I get the big LED lights, I'll be able to see through this pollution.
Mick
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March 23, 2013, 10:18:31 am »
one of the Virgin designers walked into the wrong design office this morning... the problem with standardising the office layout.
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March 23, 2013, 10:32:06 am »
Air dryers are getting bigger these days!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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March 23, 2013, 12:50:19 pm »
(Captain to co-pilot) "No - I said..., land it on the PLAIN"
Regards,
Ray.
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April 10, 2013, 02:27:03 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-22043199
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April 10, 2013, 04:04:08 pm »
THE RANGE OF PRODUCTS FROM BARRY'S MODEL LETTERING !
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April 10, 2013, 04:23:45 pm »
Old Iron's Airbrush Tutorial Masterclass has results beyond expectations
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sparkey
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April 10, 2013, 04:32:51 pm »
He went overboard with the weathering !
Ray.
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April 10, 2013, 05:51:37 pm »
"I thought you said, 'a splash of blue would transform the whole ship', but did you actually say, "Transformer"?!!"
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April 10, 2013, 11:58:38 pm »
I said "I want a
SPACE
marine" not a "
SPACE MARINE
"
Regards,
Ray.
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April 11, 2013, 01:06:57 am »
In this example I will now show, how NOT, to weather a model in a diorama.
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