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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #425 on: March 07, 2013, 02:56:40 PM »

 :P Does this mean I failed my landing test? %% %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #426 on: March 07, 2013, 03:14:39 PM »

I told you not to put Eric Pickles up front.  ;D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #427 on: March 07, 2013, 03:35:12 PM »


Great Britain's 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth' is poised and ready to go!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #428 on: March 07, 2013, 03:37:25 PM »


Everyone bows or curtseys  when the Queen visits.
 ( where's the brass plaque? )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #429 on: March 07, 2013, 04:26:50 PM »

Whilst everyone agreed that the Seamus's 'Thunderbirds Fireflash rescue was good in theory, it would have helped if he'd mentioned which way round to arrange the triangle of landing vehicles.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #430 on: March 07, 2013, 05:46:27 PM »

"............and that's when you chose to ring me about your Mother's b***dy cat!!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #431 on: March 07, 2013, 05:49:29 PM »

I told SWIMBO to stay seated until the plane stopped and not to push forward to the front door

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #432 on: March 07, 2013, 08:42:43 PM »

No No No it is obviously a sniffer plane  O0 O0
 
 you know like sniffer drug dogs that check for drugs it is checking the runway for drugged planes :-)) :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #433 on: March 07, 2013, 09:46:18 PM »

the little plane had always wanted to be Concord, it had heard Concord's nose drooped to help landing.........

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #434 on: March 09, 2013, 12:28:59 AM »

 It's a very short runway, but it" B******dy wide!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #435 on: March 09, 2013, 01:21:34 AM »

Latest time and motion study proves landing is possble without front wheel tire wear... !!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #436 on: March 23, 2013, 12:01:12 AM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #437 on: March 23, 2013, 01:31:04 AM »

 
This model is available Fitted with air brakes
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #438 on: March 23, 2013, 08:22:57 AM »

have virgin trains fitted  the wrong parts during routine maintenance ?





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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #439 on: March 23, 2013, 08:46:28 AM »

 
Soon as I get the big LED lights, I'll be able to see through this pollution.
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #440 on: March 23, 2013, 10:18:31 AM »

one of the Virgin designers walked into the wrong design office this morning... the problem with standardising the office layout.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #441 on: March 23, 2013, 10:32:06 AM »

 %% Air dryers are getting bigger these days! {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #442 on: March 23, 2013, 12:50:19 PM »

(Captain to co-pilot) "No - I said..., land it on the PLAIN"  >>:-(
 
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #443 on: April 10, 2013, 02:27:03 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #444 on: April 10, 2013, 04:04:08 PM »

THE RANGE OF PRODUCTS FROM BARRY'S MODEL LETTERING !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #445 on: April 10, 2013, 04:23:45 PM »

Old Iron's Airbrush Tutorial Masterclass has results beyond expectations  %% %% %%

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #446 on: April 10, 2013, 04:32:51 PM »

 %% He went overboard with the weathering !






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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #447 on: April 10, 2013, 05:51:37 PM »


"I thought you said, 'a splash of blue would transform the whole ship', but did you actually say, "Transformer"?!!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #448 on: April 10, 2013, 11:58:38 PM »

I said "I want a SPACE marine" not a "SPACE MARINE>>:-(
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #449 on: April 11, 2013, 01:06:57 AM »

 
In this example I will now show, how NOT, to weather a model in a diorama.  O0 O0
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