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Richtea

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #500 on: November 14, 2013, 12:40:00 PM »

"Are you sure he said bring a boat to the Nativity"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #501 on: November 14, 2013, 05:06:04 PM »

Man on left: "Pah! That's an American book. We'll find Osama over that way."

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #502 on: November 14, 2013, 05:33:19 PM »

 ;) "I told you to turn left for the Suez canal" ;) ;) ;) 
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Martin [Admin]

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #503 on: January 08, 2014, 12:18:56 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #504 on: January 08, 2014, 12:28:00 PM »


"Yes I know that picking a lobster would have been easier, but you said you wanted to try shark steak"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #505 on: January 08, 2014, 12:51:21 PM »

Waiter, Waiter, there's a drowned fly in my soup!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #506 on: January 08, 2014, 01:00:54 PM »

The lobsters revenge
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #507 on: January 08, 2014, 01:02:33 PM »

I told you! "we're going to need a bigger boat!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #508 on: January 08, 2014, 01:06:01 PM »

who ordered the shark steak  for dinner    its not cooked enought for me 'its a bit rare!  for my likeing
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #509 on: January 08, 2014, 01:09:16 PM »

with a sturgeon would be possible to have caviar in the plate
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #510 on: January 08, 2014, 01:25:06 PM »

I told you! "we're going to need a bigger boat!"

  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #511 on: January 08, 2014, 02:09:25 PM »

 :-)) where's the chips  :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #512 on: January 08, 2014, 03:14:51 PM »

Lawyers get everywhere!!!


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #513 on: January 08, 2014, 03:22:59 PM »

"whatever you do, DO NOT ask for shark fin soup"  :o
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #514 on: January 08, 2014, 03:38:23 PM »

look out theres a 'lone shark about' :-)   
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #515 on: January 08, 2014, 03:40:38 PM »

oh my god, tea is salty
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #516 on: January 08, 2014, 04:08:10 PM »

I ordered Tuna  :o :o


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #517 on: January 08, 2014, 04:27:38 PM »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #518 on: January 08, 2014, 10:20:51 PM »

'It'll cost you an arm and a leg to eat here' O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #519 on: January 09, 2014, 12:32:16 PM »

Gourmet restaurant carries on despite extensive flooding
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #520 on: January 14, 2014, 07:29:14 PM »

'Waiter! This tea is very weak!' .
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #522 on: January 18, 2014, 11:40:08 AM »

NSA here I am listening
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #523 on: January 18, 2014, 11:45:16 AM »

Cat o one tail  :D

Navy cutbacks  >>:-(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #524 on: January 18, 2014, 12:07:43 PM »

the new intelligent direction system would randomly go into sleep mode.
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