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inertia

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #525 on: January 18, 2014, 12:42:23 PM »

If I stare at this moustache with both eyes for long enough perhaps the battleship up my bum might go away....................

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #526 on: January 18, 2014, 12:53:09 PM »

Due to navy cutbacks and the apparent mis communications with the weapons system supplier, the latest version of the sea cat ship defence system was unveiled - it is obviously designed for smaller naval vessels, and you know when it is launched due to the loud hissing noise and spitting.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #527 on: January 18, 2014, 01:54:45 PM »

Hi all
another silly basket out of his depth l see!!! 8)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #528 on: January 18, 2014, 02:54:11 PM »

cooking fat  %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #529 on: January 18, 2014, 03:01:36 PM »

"Look into my eyes, this is my boat, MY BOAT!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #530 on: January 18, 2014, 06:14:05 PM »


 sea cat ship defence system w


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #531 on: January 18, 2014, 07:33:19 PM »

Move?
 
  If you think you're hard enough - make me.
 
    Regards   Ian.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #532 on: January 18, 2014, 08:42:51 PM »

the modeller had a 'feline' for making majestic battleships.
 
or
 
the ships cat was a very good ratter - too good - now where did the crew go - oops
 
goodieeeees, goody goody gum drops, da da da da...... you know how it goes  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #533 on: January 18, 2014, 08:46:14 PM »

once fully charged the cats eyes go out.......

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #534 on: January 18, 2014, 08:56:52 PM »

oooohhh - where did you plug it in
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #535 on: January 18, 2014, 11:19:42 PM »

Stupid Boy !
 
I asked for a CATAMARAN, not a CAT-LYIN'-DAAN >>:-(
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #536 on: January 19, 2014, 12:29:16 AM »

It's this year's Panto - Puss in Boats
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #537 on: January 19, 2014, 01:09:53 AM »



.... what's worse I have to paddle power this damn thing with my paws!  >:-o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #538 on: January 21, 2014, 09:31:57 PM »

Thats got me thinking .....Hmmm
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #539 on: January 21, 2014, 09:50:44 PM »

I should buy a boat, paint it pea green and go to sea for a year and a day with my mate the owl and we can get married if I buy that ring in piggywig's nose for a shilling, etc.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #540 on: January 21, 2014, 10:18:35 PM »

Heading for the Horn?
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #541 on: January 22, 2014, 01:39:19 AM »

Mr. President Franšois alert!
yet there is the English who want to invade us
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #542 on: January 22, 2014, 07:24:02 AM »


Rounding the Horn?!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #543 on: January 22, 2014, 09:52:24 AM »

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #544 on: January 22, 2014, 11:07:25 AM »

 :-)) Pea green boat now there's an idea! :-)) :-)) :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #545 on: January 24, 2014, 07:36:52 PM »

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.
  {-) {-) {-)
 
....and were last seen heading away from the IVORY coast 8)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #546 on: January 24, 2014, 07:45:41 PM »

Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

Somali pirates, have a rethink and change tactics to tackle new larger triple E ships, after recently deported from the UK, illegal imigrants speak of RAM RAIDING practices in the UK.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #547 on: February 09, 2014, 03:46:06 PM »

Due to government cut backs, police officers sell items on Amazon to make up wages.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #548 on: February 14, 2014, 02:55:29 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #549 on: February 14, 2014, 03:03:39 PM »

I love these Chilli Jam butties {-) %% %%

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