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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #625 on: May 02, 2014, 09:18:17 AM »

"But WHY can't I play with your model boat Grandad........"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #626 on: May 02, 2014, 09:20:09 AM »

Here is the proprieter of the stall showed the customer the quality of the Taiwanese workmanship, he went on to explain that after 13 years the cost of ownership requires a third and fourth mortgage load
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #627 on: May 02, 2014, 09:45:18 AM »

What's that man in the funny shirt pointing at us Daddy?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #628 on: May 02, 2014, 09:51:57 AM »

 ;) I was going to do a comparision of the ages, but I'm on my 2nd strike already  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #629 on: May 02, 2014, 12:58:07 PM »

Phew, so glad I take after my mother!!!


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #630 on: May 02, 2014, 01:56:27 PM »

"Just because I'm a baby does not mean it was me that did that ..."

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #631 on: May 02, 2014, 01:59:11 PM »

 :} Right which one of you lot is going to change my nappy! {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #632 on: May 03, 2014, 12:20:53 AM »

...Mummy, look what I got in the raffle - and just listen to the noise it makes when you squeeze its finger :D
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #633 on: May 07, 2014, 05:25:17 PM »

Look at this perfectly made a success small-scale model

You put some milk on one side
it goes out of some poo of other one   :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #634 on: May 07, 2014, 06:34:19 PM »

Just you wait to see my boat at Wikie {-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #635 on: May 08, 2014, 10:54:57 AM »

OI - just you wait till wiki - I'm the original water babe and don't you forget it, your only safe cos ma granda is olding me back, init  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #636 on: June 01, 2014, 08:40:07 PM »

 
Stavros & JayDee at Wicksteed....

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #637 on: June 02, 2014, 10:33:18 AM »

I think this is taking fundamentalism too far!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #638 on: June 02, 2014, 12:34:57 PM »

if there was sound, would an actors voice be used?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #639 on: June 02, 2014, 02:40:16 PM »

STAV LIKES THE TEA TREE SHAMPOO FROM THE CHEMIST,BUT HE MAY BE USING TOO MUCH !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #640 on: June 02, 2014, 04:51:46 PM »

hmmmmmmm where is that squall?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #641 on: June 02, 2014, 04:54:33 PM »

Oh go on Dave, I'll have one!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #642 on: June 02, 2014, 05:05:40 PM »

I heard many stories of Stavros being a Rock at Wickie but I didn,t know he was a Tree as well..
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #643 on: June 02, 2014, 05:10:41 PM »

It's all right, She's not seen you.
She's changing Catherine  8)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #644 on: June 03, 2014, 01:17:26 PM »

"as stav has forgot his camouflage gear to hide from the wife, he is seen here improvising, by trying to blend in with the fawna, this was shortly after he lost the 40Mhz peg he - BORROWED - for his nose when he was told it was his turn to do the nappy change"  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #646 on: August 07, 2014, 03:27:48 PM »

 ;) I bet he is for the chop. {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #647 on: August 07, 2014, 03:36:07 PM »

He's a long time on the toilet duck %%

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #648 on: August 07, 2014, 03:41:40 PM »



Hey, I can hear the sea!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #649 on: August 07, 2014, 06:39:59 PM »

 In a bid to duck out of the gallery to meet his mates for a beer neil passess himself off as an "art installation" and swmbo wonders where
  he`s got to.
 frank   
 
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