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Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1353298 times)
theboatcrew
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 02, 2014, 09:18:17 am »
"But WHY can't I play with your model boat Grandad........"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 02, 2014, 09:20:09 am »
Here is the proprieter of the stall showed the customer the quality of the Taiwanese workmanship, he went on to explain that after 13 years the cost of ownership requires a third and fourth mortgage load
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 02, 2014, 09:45:18 am »
What's that man in the funny shirt pointing at us Daddy?
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warspite
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May 02, 2014, 09:51:57 am »
I was going to do a comparision of the ages, but I'm on my 2nd strike already
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Shipmate60
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Reply #629 on:
May 02, 2014, 12:58:07 pm »
Phew, so glad I take after my mother!!!
Bob
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NFMike
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Reply #630 on:
May 02, 2014, 01:56:27 pm »
"Just because I'm a baby does not mean it was
me
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 02, 2014, 01:59:11 pm »
Right which one of you lot is going to change my nappy!
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Capt Podge
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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Reply #632 on:
May 03, 2014, 12:20:53 am »
...Mummy, look what I got in the raffle - and just listen to the noise it makes when you squeeze its finger
Regards,
Ray.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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Reply #633 on:
May 07, 2014, 05:25:17 pm »
Look at this perfectly made a success small-scale model
You put some milk on one side
it goes out of some poo of other one
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 07, 2014, 06:34:19 pm »
Just you wait to see my boat at Wikie
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warspite
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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May 08, 2014, 10:54:57 am »
OI - just you wait till wiki - I'm the original water babe and don't you forget it, your only safe cos ma granda is olding me back, init
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Martin (Admin)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 01, 2014, 08:40:07 pm »
Stavros & JayDee at Wicksteed....
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June 02, 2014, 10:33:18 am »
I think this is taking fundamentalism too far!!
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June 02, 2014, 12:34:57 pm »
if there was sound, would an actors voice be used?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 02, 2014, 02:40:16 pm »
STAV LIKES THE TEA TREE SHAMPOO FROM THE CHEMIST,BUT HE MAY BE USING TOO MUCH !
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 02, 2014, 04:51:46 pm »
hmmmmmmm where is that squall?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 02, 2014, 04:54:33 pm »
Oh go on Dave, I'll have one!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 02, 2014, 05:05:40 pm »
I heard many stories of Stavros being a Rock at Wickie but I didn,t know he was a Tree as well..
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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June 02, 2014, 05:10:41 pm »
It's all right, She's not seen you.
She's changing Catherine
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June 03, 2014, 01:17:26 pm »
"as stav has forgot his camouflage gear to hide from the wife, he is seen here improvising, by trying to blend in with the fawna, this was shortly after he lost the 40Mhz peg he - BORROWED - for his nose when he was told it was his turn to do the nappy change"
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Martin (Admin)
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August 07, 2014, 03:23:25 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27329932
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August 07, 2014, 03:27:48 pm »
I bet he is for the chop.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
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August 07, 2014, 03:36:07 pm »
He's a long time on the toilet duck
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August 07, 2014, 03:41:40 pm »
Hey, I can hear the sea!
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August 07, 2014, 06:39:59 pm »
In a bid to duck out of the gallery to meet his mates for a beer neil passess himself off as an "art installation" and swmbo wonders where
he`s got to.
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