Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 746981 times)

warspite · « **Reply #650 on:** August 08, 2014, 08:53:08 AM »

Soooo, Barry scot - your product didn't work, so lets see how long before the can passes out were you were talking through

GAZOU · « **Reply #651 on:** August 08, 2014, 09:07:00 AM »

Waits for woman!

I try to listen to beating your stony heart

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #652 on:** August 08, 2014, 12:11:48 PM »

"Hmmm, 20 minutes. I do hope the glue solvent works before the chloroform wears off."

U-33 · « **Reply #653 on:** August 11, 2014, 06:34:36 PM »

"I'm sorry love, but I did tell you I'd be bored...."

Rich

pettyofficernick · « **Reply #654 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:06:45 AM »

Don't know what you're looking at that watch for, I've got the other ear to do next...

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #655 on:** September 18, 2014, 11:02:35 AM »

Netleyned · « **Reply #656 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:16:45 PM »

All passengers transferring to our sister ship
muster on the foc'sle.

Ned

grendel · « **Reply #657 on:** September 18, 2014, 01:16:30 PM »

"Excuse me, but could we borrow some ice", "we have run out and the captain is partial to a lump or two in his scotch".
Grendel

Stavros · « **Reply #658 on:** September 18, 2014, 01:47:45 PM »

For heavns sake Pilot when I said MIDSHIPS I didnt mean for you to hit him .....YOU SILLY BOY

Dave

inertia · « **Reply #659 on:** September 18, 2014, 02:25:20 PM »

"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #660 on:** September 18, 2014, 02:34:02 PM »

sparkey · « **Reply #661 on:** September 18, 2014, 03:02:43 PM »

No it was not me, I know it was not me,I know my steering is not up to much anyway I don't think you will get them two large models in our lake,so it can't be me can it, Ray.

warspite · « **Reply #662 on:** September 18, 2014, 03:40:26 PM »

Due to economic cut backs and the ever increasing size of ships arriving at Athens ports - here is the latest edition to the port authorities tug fleet.

warspite · « **Reply #663 on:** September 18, 2014, 03:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Inertia on September 18, 2014, 02:25:20 PM

"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"

That calf's getting a little big isn't it

Netleyned · « **Reply #664 on:** September 18, 2014, 04:02:45 PM »

I told you I was using green crystals when you launched yours

Ned

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #665 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:35:15 PM »

Stavros · « **Reply #666 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:47:15 PM »

PILOT I told you doing a Handbrake turn in the channel wouldnt work

Dave

Capt Podge · « **Reply #667 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 PM »

'When I said "Show me the cargo list" I didn't mean...."

Regards,

Ray.

radiojoe · « **Reply #668 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:15:08 PM »

Now hear this, all hands muster on the port side.

Martin [Admin] · « **Reply #669 on:** October 31, 2014, 11:25:18 PM »

You're on top form tonight lads!

GAZOU · « **Reply #670 on:** November 01, 2014, 05:47:55 AM »

I would want my material which comes from China, he is in the blue container

Netleyned · « **Reply #671 on:** November 01, 2014, 07:19:46 AM »

I can never get this Lego stuff to fit properly

Ned

inertia · « **Reply #672 on:** November 01, 2014, 08:39:42 AM »

"Left hand down a bit, Chief"

Dannypenguin · « **Reply #673 on:** November 01, 2014, 12:42:27 PM »

"See captain, this big hand came down from the sky, and...and..."

Mad Scientist · « **Reply #674 on:** November 01, 2014, 10:54:56 PM »

"MSC demonstrates new rapid-offloading system."

Tom

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