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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #650 on: August 08, 2014, 08:53:08 AM »

Soooo, Barry scot - your product didn't work, so lets see how long before the can passes out were you were talking through
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #651 on: August 08, 2014, 09:07:00 AM »

Waits for woman!

I try to listen to beating your stony heart
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #652 on: August 08, 2014, 12:11:48 PM »


"Hmmm, 20 minutes. I do hope the glue solvent works before the chloroform wears off."
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #653 on: August 11, 2014, 06:34:36 PM »

"I'm sorry love, but I did tell you I'd be bored...."


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #654 on: September 18, 2014, 12:06:45 AM »

Don't know what you're looking at that watch for, I've got the other ear to do next...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #655 on: September 18, 2014, 11:02:35 AM »

 :o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #656 on: September 18, 2014, 12:16:45 PM »

All passengers transferring to our sister ship
muster on the foc'sle.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #657 on: September 18, 2014, 01:16:30 PM »

"Excuse me, but could we borrow some ice", "we have run out and the captain is partial to a lump or two in his scotch".
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #658 on: September 18, 2014, 01:47:45 PM »

For heavns sake Pilot when I said MIDSHIPS I didnt mean for you to hit him .....YOU SILLY BOY
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #659 on: September 18, 2014, 02:25:20 PM »

"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #660 on: September 18, 2014, 02:34:02 PM »

 {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #661 on: September 18, 2014, 03:02:43 PM »

 ;) No it was not me, I know it was not me,I know my steering is not up to much anyway I don't think you will get them two large models in our lake,so it can't be me can it,      Ray.   
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #662 on: September 18, 2014, 03:40:26 PM »

Due to economic cut backs and the ever increasing size of ships arriving at Athens ports - here is the latest edition to the port authorities tug fleet.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #663 on: September 18, 2014, 03:41:47 PM »

"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"

That calf's getting a little big isn't it
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #664 on: September 18, 2014, 04:02:45 PM »

I told you I was using green crystals when you launched yours >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #665 on: October 31, 2014, 10:35:15 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #666 on: October 31, 2014, 10:47:15 PM »

PILOT I told you doing a Handbrake turn in the channel wouldnt work
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #667 on: October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 PM »

'When I said "Show me the cargo list" I didn't mean...." >>:-( <:( {-) {-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #668 on: October 31, 2014, 11:15:08 PM »

Now hear this, all hands muster on the port side. %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #669 on: October 31, 2014, 11:25:18 PM »


   {-)  You're on top form tonight lads!    {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #670 on: November 01, 2014, 05:47:55 AM »

I would want my material which comes from China, he is in the blue container
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #671 on: November 01, 2014, 07:19:46 AM »

I can never get this Lego stuff to fit properly  >>:-(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #672 on: November 01, 2014, 08:39:42 AM »

"Left hand down a bit, Chief"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #673 on: November 01, 2014, 12:42:27 PM »

"See captain, this big hand came down from the sky, and...and..."
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #674 on: November 01, 2014, 10:54:56 PM »

"MSC demonstrates new rapid-offloading system."

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