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Capt Podge

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #950 on: May 17, 2015, 11:33:30 pm »

...so, was this where the idea for model boat mayhem came from ? {-) {-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #951 on: May 18, 2015, 07:08:48 am »

Jack and Bob from the boatyard are often called upon to assist, when the river cruisers are calving.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #952 on: May 18, 2015, 08:25:15 am »

I said come aboard with your "lunch"  %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #953 on: May 18, 2015, 08:42:13 am »

I'm afraid there is a surcharge for upper deck parking sir and your ticket is clearly for the lower decks only. That'll be £12.50 extra please.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #954 on: May 18, 2015, 09:56:49 am »

 
                       {-)  {-)  {-)

Jack and Bob from the boatyard are often called upon to assist, when the river cruisers are calving.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #955 on: May 18, 2015, 10:29:49 am »

Giessepe and Alfredo, had to consider another way of storing the tender boat, Giessepe was proven right when he said they needed a bigger boat to create the opening side parking found on larger luxury yaghts.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #956 on: May 18, 2015, 12:14:12 pm »

Turn to port. PORT !!   Oh not that port. The other port
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #957 on: May 18, 2015, 01:43:39 pm »

Didn't you know drive through is the in thing these days !! %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #958 on: May 18, 2015, 01:55:14 pm »

Apparently one into one is not one!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #959 on: May 25, 2015, 10:30:58 pm »

 :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #960 on: May 25, 2015, 10:46:44 pm »


Ha ha. That idiot don't realise I took the batteries out
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #961 on: May 25, 2015, 10:55:59 pm »

I think he's trying to "use the force, Luke" {-) {-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #962 on: May 25, 2015, 11:15:45 pm »

I bet some plonker sticks this on Mayhem in the Random Caption thread.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #963 on: May 26, 2015, 08:12:25 am »

He's a Theremin player....


(how many of you will work that one out!  ok2  )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #964 on: May 26, 2015, 08:25:13 am »

Is that not Nick B...saying ......'come on guys.....a bit of quiet please...I am trying to concentrate'..............Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #965 on: May 26, 2015, 11:09:00 am »

He is thinking to himself, boy that smells - I wonder what he had last night
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #966 on: May 26, 2015, 11:59:44 am »


He's a Theremin player....


I got it!   :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #967 on: May 26, 2015, 12:00:19 pm »


"He says he can beat me one handed!"

"Well he does know Karate!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #968 on: May 26, 2015, 01:54:50 pm »

He is very hurt: the nail polish is damaged
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #969 on: May 26, 2015, 02:12:11 pm »

I got it!   :-))

I just got the vibrations................... 8)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #970 on: May 26, 2015, 03:11:45 pm »

He doesn't realise it's tank steering O0 O0

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #971 on: May 26, 2015, 04:47:26 pm »

Nick saying
Hoosfarted?

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #972 on: May 26, 2015, 06:36:16 pm »

Nick has seen the voice controlled boat, he is now trying hand signals

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #973 on: May 26, 2015, 08:56:15 pm »

Second electrical engineer's rule, Hit it with your hand.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #974 on: May 26, 2015, 08:56:44 pm »

he saw the voice control boat, but as he is deaf he is trying sign language.
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