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warspite

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #575 on: March 22, 2014, 08:58:21 AM »

A visiting whale gets a gentle nudge to direct it out of the harbour
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #576 on: April 03, 2014, 10:56:06 PM »

 :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #577 on: April 03, 2014, 11:11:45 PM »

Jeeeez Martin,
Don't lnow about a caption, but
that's hard on the old eyes.
cheers
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #578 on: April 04, 2014, 01:05:21 AM »

Is this how ...  Der Führer moved sidewise?...... {-) ....Derek

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #579 on: April 04, 2014, 08:48:23 AM »

MOTOR CAR WEEKLY
 
The designers of the car had solved the issue of those pesky tight spaces to park the car in with all wheel adjustment, but they did not consider that all the roads had to be widened and therefore the idea was dropped.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #580 on: April 04, 2014, 08:56:06 AM »

Accident in the crossroads!

Sir policeman the car arrived to the right     !      >>:-(

Not sir policeman I went straight ahead    !     >>:-(

Who drank in this story   ?     :police:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #581 on: April 05, 2014, 09:25:57 PM »

 :police: "You must forfeit your driving licence Sir - oh, and by the way Mr Rubik - your vehicle has been cubed"  {-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #582 on: April 16, 2014, 03:12:05 PM »

Tracy's incontinance pads seemed to have failed
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #583 on: April 16, 2014, 04:28:53 PM »

To fill your model boat pond just open the valve.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #584 on: April 16, 2014, 06:07:13 PM »

There's even fly tippers in this beautiful place  >>:-(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #585 on: April 16, 2014, 06:14:40 PM »


Whatyamean these are earrings for the photo shoot?!?!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #586 on: April 16, 2014, 06:36:45 PM »

 :-)) Last time I opened one of them the Titanic sunk. :-)) :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #587 on: April 17, 2014, 04:15:08 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #588 on: April 17, 2014, 06:47:42 PM »

 
     DADDY !!!!!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #589 on: April 18, 2014, 11:57:37 AM »

Mummy more like
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #590 on: April 18, 2014, 12:00:34 PM »

as the predator takes the icecream, he luges upwards and gets a different type of RED Sauce on the cone and it soon becomes apparent  - IT'S FREE NOW as the proprietor dies a horrible death -hahahahahaha (in an evil melodramatic tone)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #591 on: April 18, 2014, 03:29:32 PM »

want some candy {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #592 on: April 18, 2014, 04:01:44 PM »

If you are not wise you are going to look like grandfather
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #593 on: April 18, 2014, 04:08:50 PM »

Cold Kills %%

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #594 on: April 18, 2014, 10:56:40 PM »

Artemis
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #595 on: April 19, 2014, 08:11:41 AM »

The Dutch people believed to have found a shortcut to go on the RHINE
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #596 on: April 19, 2014, 11:29:47 AM »

little jimmy was disappointed that he had no rock pools to sail his little boat in
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #597 on: April 19, 2014, 01:57:52 PM »


 Free Parking for Local Shops
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #598 on: April 19, 2014, 02:10:03 PM »

New on the market! Modern accommodation right on the beach. Access from all sides. Bijou rooms, plenty of storage space downstairs. Fantastic sea views from penthouse. Entirely self contained with own electricity, water, etc.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #599 on: April 19, 2014, 03:28:26 PM »

Captain, when I said I needed to go ashore I didn't mean literally >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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