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John W E

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1075 on: July 30, 2015, 06:46:30 PM »

On closer inspection of the photograph - it is a radio controlled ice cream - being controlled by the woman on the far right.   Transmitter in her hand - can you see the Ariel :-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1076 on: July 30, 2015, 07:08:14 PM »

Little did Gran know, but her daughter had given her an exploding ice-cream cone to be activated by the R/C switch spotted by Bluebird. Anything for a laugh that girl!  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1077 on: July 30, 2015, 11:04:10 PM »

Little did they know - granny was a "cornet" player in the band. She's just trying to find the mouthpiece !
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1078 on: July 31, 2015, 07:21:17 PM »

Ena Sharples (on the right) said to Minni Caldwell (with the ice cream!),

 "I told you he would never know what the hell, "3 Milk Stouts are love" typical bloke huh.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1079 on: August 14, 2015, 12:38:06 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1080 on: August 14, 2015, 01:27:34 PM »

Haven't seen a line of fannys like those since 1970 %%

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1081 on: August 14, 2015, 01:46:00 PM »

Purser to first officer, I think theres been a ck up at stores when they issued the ratings with cups, I am sure that a tot of rum is smaller than this.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1082 on: August 14, 2015, 04:26:58 PM »

"Look Scroggins, its either the bottom of the rum barrel ... or the battery acid!"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1083 on: August 15, 2015, 08:41:13 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1084 on: August 17, 2015, 04:50:51 PM »

Man on the far left
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1085 on: August 17, 2015, 09:34:57 PM »

Officer (thinks) 'If I find the b***** who smeared Superglue on the rum-barrel I will have him flogged!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1086 on: August 17, 2015, 09:41:15 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1087 on: August 18, 2015, 01:47:25 AM »



Simple it is a jet liner %) %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1088 on: August 18, 2015, 08:38:03 AM »

New design of aircraft to belay worries about flying over large stretches of ocean?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1089 on: August 18, 2015, 09:03:09 AM »

Seaplane, Airship, Flyingboat, Stratocruiser ??????

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1090 on: August 18, 2015, 11:42:24 AM »

Latest flying boat design, obviously an amphibian
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1091 on: August 18, 2015, 04:07:27 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1092 on: August 18, 2015, 04:32:43 PM »

This is your Captain speaking.
We are now cruising at an altitude of 10 000 metres
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1093 on: August 18, 2015, 05:01:57 PM »


The boarding times will not be good at Heathrow....
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1094 on: August 18, 2015, 05:13:07 PM »


The boarding times will not be good at Heathrow....


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1095 on: August 18, 2015, 05:21:23 PM »

Bet the anchor chain is about 5 miles long.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1096 on: August 18, 2015, 05:35:27 PM »

" Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.  This your Captain speaking!  We have reached cruising altitude and in a moment I'll be turning off the seat belt sign and unlocking the swimming pool.   At 3 o'clock the shuffle board tournament will begin on the boat deck and we'll begin serving afternoon tea in the main restaurant.  Thank you!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1097 on: August 18, 2015, 05:39:21 PM »

Costa Airlines will not be naming any of their aircraft "Concordia".   BTW,  none of the Captains are Italian. :o
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1098 on: August 24, 2015, 01:25:25 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1099 on: August 24, 2015, 04:27:38 PM »

The mother-in-law always said she would drop in unexpectedly one day.
 
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