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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1250 on: October 26, 2015, 12:31:07 am »

Don't worry about the 2 legged soldier....how about the 4 legged bazooka platform with signal direction finder which is also transportable via a 4 legged donkey...... ;D... Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1251 on: October 26, 2015, 05:38:07 am »

40 years later I am pleased to introduce my fiancée

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1252 on: October 26, 2015, 08:27:20 am »

Where did you 'burro' that one from
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1253 on: October 26, 2015, 10:55:08 am »

Why should zebras get all the jokes about wearing pyjamas!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1254 on: October 29, 2015, 01:59:18 am »

you look such an ASS

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1255 on: October 30, 2015, 07:22:19 pm »

"Sorry officer, I was distracted by the sign!"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1256 on: October 30, 2015, 08:41:43 pm »


I'm sure we've had that one!   :kiss:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1257 on: October 30, 2015, 09:32:17 pm »

When QM2 was short of a table off Bermuda - Nobby the chippy was determined to deliver it asap.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1258 on: October 30, 2015, 11:12:00 pm »


Fastest table service in the Thames valley... if you till more than20%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1259 on: October 30, 2015, 11:36:40 pm »

His model submarine was built on the table top - the glue had set before he realised it had spilled all over the table - but he was determined to give the submarine it's maiden voyage...
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1260 on: October 31, 2015, 01:13:56 am »

It'll do about 7 knots, flat out.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1261 on: October 31, 2015, 08:13:44 am »

His new craft was very sTABLE  :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1262 on: October 31, 2015, 08:54:41 am »

When the navy asked for a new flat top - this is not what they were expecting
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1263 on: October 31, 2015, 11:18:45 am »

When the committee decided to table the motion, the clerk made a slight error in the transcription, so instead the motion was applied to the table.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1264 on: November 04, 2015, 09:41:51 pm »

'Anyone seen Nemo?'

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1265 on: November 04, 2015, 11:02:16 pm »

....pictured from the top, anticlock wise....ZIMMERMAN, SULK, CATNAP WOMAN.... {-) {-) {-)
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1266 on: November 06, 2015, 09:07:55 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1267 on: November 06, 2015, 03:43:36 pm »


Boss, give someone else a chance to reply for a few days, otherwise it gets very confusing  :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1268 on: November 06, 2015, 04:01:10 pm »

Don't see what a sign has to contribute to a random caption anyway.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1269 on: November 07, 2015, 03:53:55 am »


Could it be a random sign??? %) %) %) %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1270 on: November 07, 2015, 04:59:03 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1271 on: November 07, 2015, 09:32:01 am »

( one a week! )   :-))

Veggie or Human ?   %% %%

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1272 on: November 13, 2015, 02:32:17 pm »


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1273 on: November 13, 2015, 02:55:53 pm »

The tracking device worked then

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1274 on: November 13, 2015, 04:37:02 pm »

boat for sale.....just a stone throw from the waters edge!
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