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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1325 on: December 14, 2015, 07:24:16 pm »

Fair play Klunk Boyo,
You've made a fine job.
My bangs in the guns will be a
fine sight at Wicky.
The Scots are watching us Ian
Maybe time for a dram.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1326 on: December 14, 2015, 07:37:26 pm »

Yes, M'Lord, the trend of this model building will catch on, but the trend of the britches you are wearing wont :-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1327 on: December 15, 2015, 07:04:46 pm »

'Please do not call it a 'HULK' Sir Percy - that will make me mad, and you won't like me when I'm mad!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1328 on: December 15, 2015, 10:23:29 pm »

This surely has great potential for the geniuses on here?

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1329 on: December 15, 2015, 10:28:13 pm »

Aaaaargh! I made the keel too deep.......
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1330 on: December 16, 2015, 07:07:41 am »

This surely has great potential for the geniuses on here?


To quote the great Daffy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjB9jlDvUNM
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1331 on: December 16, 2015, 12:23:43 pm »

They  have found a cure for water on the brain - a tap on the head!  O0

(Just had an afterthought! Is that what we all suffer from?)  :D



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1332 on: December 16, 2015, 12:31:59 pm »

It's the only way I can see the water line. %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1333 on: December 16, 2015, 01:56:56 pm »

Geronimo!It floats.  :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1334 on: December 16, 2015, 02:25:52 pm »

I need a bit more wind.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1335 on: December 16, 2015, 04:25:35 pm »

Keel-hauling the offender aint gonna work this time MISTER!
 
 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1336 on: December 16, 2015, 06:46:00 pm »

Who does he think he is - Archimedes?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1337 on: December 16, 2015, 08:12:25 pm »

How long do I sit in this water before I shrink enough to board this yacht?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1338 on: December 23, 2015, 07:38:10 pm »

'I'm up that creek again - anyone got a paddle - giggle'.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1339 on: December 24, 2015, 04:33:09 pm »

I'll just take a punt at the answer...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1340 on: December 24, 2015, 08:05:09 pm »

Little do they know that I have gone through the bottom!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1342 on: December 29, 2015, 12:11:22 pm »


Is that how Neptune looks these days?!?!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1343 on: December 29, 2015, 03:04:23 pm »

 No Martin, you've got the wrong guy - that's Davy Jones tucking something away in his Locker!   {-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1344 on: December 29, 2015, 11:09:52 pm »


Bob K said only today ...

'On only a couple of occasions in four years have I encountered something that preventative maintenance did not avert, and then the side of a lake is the last place I would want to start stripping things down and losing critical bits in the dirt.'

I guess this is the last place Bob  :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1345 on: December 31, 2015, 12:17:34 am »

'I'll get these stanchions vertical if it's the last thing I do!' 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1346 on: December 31, 2015, 05:48:41 am »

it is my first build. i'll get better
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1347 on: January 02, 2016, 03:19:15 pm »

if I can just straighten this bit - no one will notice the mess I made of the rest of it
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1348 on: January 02, 2016, 03:28:11 pm »

page seven hundered million and thirty six, The Hitch Hikers Guide - addendum section - after adjusting the railings - help ralph (who has come in early off his holiday - kudos hawian shirt ralph) with sea floor construction.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1349 on: January 02, 2016, 04:24:57 pm »

if I can just straighten this bit - no one will notice the mess I made of the rest of it

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