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warspite

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1700 on: August 19, 2016, 09:41:30 pm »

NEWS REPORT, Algerian asylum seekers reached the coast of spain today hoping to blend in with Spanish tourists at the beach. its reported rubber ring sales were extremely high prior to the crossing.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1701 on: August 20, 2016, 05:30:29 pm »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1702 on: August 20, 2016, 05:57:55 pm »

The Grim Reapers new Avatar O0


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1703 on: August 20, 2016, 07:27:08 pm »

What the ...? I was holding my scythe when I fell in!?!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1704 on: August 20, 2016, 10:45:46 pm »

"excuse me please - have you got any matches?" :embarrassed:

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1705 on: August 20, 2016, 10:47:47 pm »

"told you I would find it eventually Cap'n" :D

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1706 on: August 20, 2016, 10:50:19 pm »

"hope somebody invents a waterproof lantern soon - I'm fed up with this thing" >>:-(

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Ray.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1707 on: August 21, 2016, 02:31:18 am »

What the heck can't see a thing
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1708 on: August 21, 2016, 05:39:36 am »

Do you ever get that hollow, sinking feeling, where there seems to be no light?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1709 on: August 21, 2016, 06:05:39 am »

RAAArtyGunner.....I didn't realism that Paul Keating was conversant with water sports  >>:-(

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....not a Political comment %)...however we did have a Prime Minister a number of years ago....who was christened by hundreds of thousands of Australians as The Grim Reaper  

Derek  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1710 on: August 21, 2016, 07:59:10 am »

Derek,

Don't forget he also bobs up and down once in awhile  O0  O0  {-)  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1711 on: September 01, 2016, 09:39:44 pm »

Early Engel?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1712 on: September 06, 2016, 11:21:20 pm »

 %) %) %)

'Well Jimmy, if this doesn't win the Model Boat of the Year, I'm a monkey's Uncle!'
'Whatever you say Kong!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1714 on: September 19, 2016, 06:22:46 pm »

OK, try this one!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1715 on: September 19, 2016, 06:33:50 pm »

This owners collection of boats just got a new exhibit - I think the owner mis heard the seller when he said it was a dog boat
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1716 on: September 19, 2016, 10:09:49 pm »

It's a substitute for wallpaper {-)

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1717 on: September 20, 2016, 01:06:24 am »

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[/size][size=78%]  Damn it will never light again now [/size]
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1718 on: September 20, 2016, 09:11:48 am »

Memories of days gone by. That's the TV, not the battleships or subs!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1719 on: September 23, 2016, 08:46:21 pm »

My hobby was model ship-building, then I got fed up and  decided to shelve it!  O0
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1720 on: September 23, 2016, 09:08:16 pm »

My hobby was model ship-building, then I got fed up and  decided to shelve it!  O0





(Welcome back anyway)

Nemo

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1721 on: September 23, 2016, 09:48:23 pm »

Its the way I tell 'em! %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1722 on: September 30, 2016, 08:25:39 pm »

'This is the Captain! Will Mr Dali report to the bridge AT ONCE!'.

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1723 on: September 30, 2016, 08:48:09 pm »

And try and find another colour paint while your going up the tip to get rid of those old paint brushes. :}
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1724 on: September 30, 2016, 08:49:30 pm »

 
Somehow I think we should have got a proper painter rather than the guy down the fun fair.
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