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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1726 on: September 30, 2016, 08:53:49 PM »

Our pond-weed expert, whose previous attempts proved futile, advances with his latest nuclear device.
*Note anti-radiation protection*


Maybe next month I will fit the radio control gear
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1727 on: October 01, 2016, 03:52:21 AM »


Somehow I think we should have got a proper painter rather than the guy down the fun fair.

  {-)    {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1728 on: October 01, 2016, 07:43:39 AM »

Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.


No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
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« Reply #1729 on: October 01, 2016, 07:44:26 AM »

Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
Post number one.


No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1730 on: October 06, 2016, 04:07:20 PM »

 What are you sinking?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1731 on: October 06, 2016, 04:55:29 PM »


A man with a shovel on is head is called Dug, but a wheelbarrow...???!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1732 on: October 06, 2016, 06:00:53 PM »

It,s the newest style bicycle hard hat.

Guaranteed to protect your head in the event of hail the size of golf balls.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1733 on: October 06, 2016, 06:52:56 PM »

thats the last time a take a short cut through a building site
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« Reply #1734 on: October 06, 2016, 08:42:38 PM »

Come to think on it, perhaps she said "Put the yellow crate on your head and ..."

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1735 on: October 06, 2016, 08:52:55 PM »

Maybe he is just proud of living in Barrow?  ;)
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« Reply #1736 on: October 10, 2016, 08:46:18 PM »

Ahmed was so proud of his new car's air-conditioning...................
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1737 on: October 11, 2016, 01:22:18 AM »

Ahmed was so proud of his new car's custom made  air-conditioning...................
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1738 on: October 11, 2016, 07:30:56 AM »

Were doing well on a tank full of petrol.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1739 on: October 11, 2016, 08:44:01 AM »

You were only supposed to blow the blood-y doors off!!




Or, don't bother with the insurance, that will buff out {-) {-)


(Sorry for the hyphen, bloody speech police :police: :police: )
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1740 on: October 11, 2016, 08:51:16 AM »

Cleethorpes beach Panoramic Tours  show off the latest luxury bus :D


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« Reply #1741 on: October 11, 2016, 09:06:25 PM »

'I wondered where I left my Semtex - now I know!'  :embarrassed:
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1742 on: October 12, 2016, 02:11:47 AM »


I've often heard of drivers blowing their tops but here it is. O0 O0 O0
 :o :o :o Seeing is believing.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1743 on: October 12, 2016, 10:16:38 PM »

Living proof that the council really do need to get those potholes sorted. <*<

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1744 on: October 13, 2016, 08:24:36 AM »

Low bridge? What low bridge?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1745 on: October 13, 2016, 09:02:58 AM »

That's the last time I lend my car to that Clarkson bloke!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1746 on: October 13, 2016, 10:06:23 AM »


Javed, "The King of Farts!" was having a particularly good day...... much to his mates displeasure!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1747 on: October 13, 2016, 08:49:08 PM »

'The roof may have gone but my thumb is fine'  ok2
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1748 on: October 13, 2016, 08:52:56 PM »

Welcome to the new Bottom Gear O0


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1749 on: October 14, 2016, 10:05:24 PM »


No more than one a week please.    :-))
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