Gentleman under the far left pillar
" look - stop - we all cannot get under the bridge at the same time"
or
come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............