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Nemo

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1850 on: January 06, 2017, 10:55:50 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1851 on: January 06, 2017, 11:01:40 am »

"Well, that's the yacht racing boxed off"

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"Right, you feed them then I'll grab them"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1852 on: January 06, 2017, 01:04:25 pm »

Trials for Paper Boat Race Wicksteed 2017
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The box is to collect the beer cans thrown in after the barbie >>:-(


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1853 on: January 07, 2017, 09:34:03 am »

Self Assembly Dingy racing rules....No 5.


All the parts for your dingy should fit inside a box measuring 1m x 75mm x 60mm.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1854 on: January 07, 2017, 12:37:22 pm »

Who said bricks and roof tiles wouldn't float?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1855 on: January 07, 2017, 12:39:49 pm »

Are you sure were on the right pond ?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1856 on: January 07, 2017, 01:52:00 pm »


"Are you sure that the right size box to measure Footies?!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1857 on: January 08, 2017, 12:49:43 am »

This box is ok  but what if we get a Marblehead ?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1858 on: January 08, 2017, 12:53:44 am »

I don't know about the box but the punt is sure built like a brick s*******e.


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1859 on: January 08, 2017, 01:08:00 am »

Must be wooden or plastic blocks or something like that  John
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1860 on: January 08, 2017, 11:11:25 am »

looks a lot like a model of a Mulberry Harbour but brick instead of reinforced concrete
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1861 on: January 08, 2017, 02:58:37 pm »

'Whatever floats your boat!'

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Launch of the latest box-boat imminent.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1862 on: January 08, 2017, 03:01:27 pm »

Must be wooden or plastic blocks or something like that  John

Glad you didn't mention LEGO!!  {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1863 on: January 08, 2017, 04:51:16 pm »

or in the song from frozen - LE it GO  {-) too soon eh!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1864 on: January 13, 2017, 07:28:39 pm »

 :D
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1865 on: January 13, 2017, 07:48:38 pm »

'blinking!' hell Skip I kept telling you which was the bath plug.Now look what you have done now  OR" I see the birds have flown "


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1866 on: January 13, 2017, 07:52:57 pm »

Come on mods the word wasn't that bad >Or you could have changed it to B &*%$y  Hell It loses impact now
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1867 on: January 13, 2017, 07:57:57 pm »

thats it we nearly have the launch angle now.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1868 on: January 13, 2017, 08:04:43 pm »

This submarine aircraft carrier is a great idea isn't it ? %%
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1869 on: January 13, 2017, 08:35:28 pm »

The ski ramp is only supposed to be
the first tenth of the flightdeck 8)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1870 on: January 13, 2017, 09:17:15 pm »

'All hands - up for'ard - QUIIIIICK!!!'
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1871 on: January 14, 2017, 01:23:57 am »

No matter how much the captain trimmed the ballast and how much the MOD (regular visitors to Mayhem) insisted it could be done, they just could not get her up to plane.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1872 on: January 14, 2017, 02:07:47 pm »


 Topic tidied up  :-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1873 on: January 14, 2017, 02:35:51 pm »

A Hamlet moment ...

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1874 on: January 14, 2017, 02:39:00 pm »

Russian navy finally admit defeat with their carrier.  Even China didn't want this one.
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