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Re: Launching.
« Reply #2100 on: August 15, 2018, 08:31:27 am »

Please do Martin :-))


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2101 on: August 15, 2018, 01:06:47 pm »


 aw which button do I press to make him go in with the boat.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2102 on: August 15, 2018, 01:24:04 pm »

"Nearly there mother - just this little kerb to get down and Specsavers is across the road".

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2103 on: August 15, 2018, 01:24:43 pm »

Hi All
It must be a very old boat as it requires a walker frame to get it into the water!!!

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2104 on: August 24, 2018, 04:06:32 pm »

What bit of "DONT TOUCH ANYTHING" did you not understand ?


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2105 on: August 24, 2018, 04:33:38 pm »

You’re only supposed to blow the ruddy oars off!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2106 on: August 24, 2018, 05:03:18 pm »

Blow Q


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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2107 on: August 24, 2018, 05:50:56 pm »

Semtex? I thought you said Tippex!
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2108 on: August 24, 2018, 09:49:58 pm »

mmm I think the heads was blocked
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2109 on: August 31, 2018, 09:58:54 pm »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2110 on: September 01, 2018, 12:03:22 am »


wow I like the brakes  dear but did you need to slam them on that hard.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2111 on: September 01, 2018, 01:00:49 am »

Whatever floats (carnival) you boat  %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2112 on: September 01, 2018, 12:38:28 pm »




  I note no signals were hoisted before pulling over to inside lane.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2113 on: September 02, 2018, 11:47:04 am »

the inshore scallop war is intensifying, as french fishermen modify their boats to get to the inshore lakes before the English do
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2114 on: September 12, 2018, 10:26:14 pm »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2115 on: September 15, 2018, 08:07:18 pm »

The pirate ship idea proved to be a walkover.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2116 on: September 15, 2018, 09:36:55 pm »

The Strictly pairing wasn't an obvious favourite but was awarded a Brucie bosun.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2117 on: September 15, 2018, 11:01:00 pm »

Gulliver is rescued from Lilliput by an old crow.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2118 on: September 15, 2018, 11:34:59 pm »

 I said "WALK THE PLANK", not the "WHOLE FLIPPIN' SHIP" !! >>:-(

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2119 on: September 16, 2018, 12:44:00 pm »


When I said leg it I did'nt mean bring the ship.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2120 on: September 20, 2018, 12:58:09 am »

The crew in that basket need BOVRIL Stops that sinking feeling. According to the Ad
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2121 on: October 27, 2018, 01:39:10 am »



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2122 on: October 27, 2018, 04:09:35 am »




A Bridge Too Far?........ is a 1977 epic war film based on the 1974 book of the same name by Cornelius Ryan %) ..... Derek
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2124 on: November 19, 2018, 12:02:34 pm »


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